Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don't know if this is wise...

funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 210d (3 replies)

What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 210d (1 reply)

So the elite don't want you to know this but...

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ducks-at-the-park-are-free

funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 209d

Thank you

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 2 pts · 210d

eggs from the yolk, it appears.

Carnelian@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 210d (3 replies)

hiiii I’m already house trained

vrek@programming.dev · 26 pts · 210d (2 replies)

Mostly....

Carnelian@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 210d (1 reply)

It was one time!!

vrek@programming.dev · 15 pts · 210d

But I was laying there...

dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 210d (4 replies)

I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.

Cremisi@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 210d (2 replies)

Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps

pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Mrrrp :3

Cremisi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 209d

Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches

Tehhund@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

I would never puke on a rug.

Not much of a catboy, then.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 210d

I have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 209d

Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr

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djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 209d (1 reply)

is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 209d

Happy cake day :3

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 210d

I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me

Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 210d

Uh oh... (I'm in danger!)

miked@piefed.social · 19 pts · 210d (2 replies)

Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo

orenj@lemmy.kde.social · 3 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation

miked@piefed.social · 3 pts · 209d

Not at all.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 209d (6 replies)

What the fuck did I stumble upon.

EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 209d (1 reply)

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WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 209d

I'm not even actually queer (as far as I know at least).

I just want to be a cow.

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 209d (3 replies)

Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Too bad I can't see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 209d (1 reply)

I'm not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don't feel like I am one though (like I wouldn't have a cow fursona)

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 209d

Oh, nwm.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 209d

You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.

gustofwind@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 210d (1 reply)

What a cruel tease

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 210d

Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food

robocall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 210d

adopt-an-American please

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 210d

They all want a green card dom

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 209d

Second Underground Railroad

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 209d

fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA

edg@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d

Please take me 😭

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 207d (1 reply)

I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3

Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 207d

Oh hey it's the kitty that can haz cheezburger!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 210d

What can i say except, mrrrp!

pringus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 209d

goals

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 209d

I can woodwork

inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 209d

VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 206d

Please 🥺