c/lemmyshitpost · by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 215d

groceries

371 points · 38 comments · view on lemmy.world

38 Comments

justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 215d (1 reply)

Yo, when the new groceries droppin?

1 healthy grocery please

gigachad@piefed.social · 49 pts · 215d (8 replies)

I don't want to eat the common groceries that everybody eats. I want the rare ones instead! Anybody knows some hidden underground supermarkets to get the super rare groceries?

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 215d (7 replies)

Why settle for rare when you can grind for a legendary drop?

mech@feddit.org · 20 pts · 215d (4 replies)

Legendary grocery: Surströmming
Area effect: On opening the can, everyone in a 100' radius won't be hungry anymore

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 215d (1 reply)

It's super effective!

Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d

Unless they're swedish, then it's ineffective

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 214d

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d

Legendary Grocery: Taleggio
Effect: upon placement in any enclosed space, said space will continue to Smell like Taleggio until overridden by another Legendary Grocery

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 215d

But I don't wanna grind the legendary, I want it whole!

DeltronZero@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 215d

Yes, now if you’ll look over here, these are my commemorative groceries.

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 46 pts · 215d (4 replies)

Is it possible to farm groceries?

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 215d (3 replies)

Technically I think that's how all groceries start, by being farmed.

SilverFlame@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 214d (1 reply)

You're not gonna believe this; if you just stick food in the ground and wait, you can duplicate it!

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 214d

Devs, fix this exploit, pls. Cheaters taking advantage.

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 215d

There's some distinction between farms and ranches, although they often are used interchangeably because many ranchers also have farms.

I still think it's weird that a commercial chicken raising business is called chicken farming.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 215d (4 replies)

Grocery tierlist

Starting off with the obvious s rank. You know it, you love it. A single bag of potato wedges that you pretend you forgot to purchase.

canofcam@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 215d (2 replies)

Unironically a sack of potatoes should be an S tier ranked grocery. They are extremely versatile, can be as healthy or as unhealthy as you want them to be, make some incredible delicious things, and are also one of the cheapest things by weight.

Mandarbmax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 215d

Don't forget how long they last without going bad! Berries wish.

SGforce@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 214d

But it's a common drop! Every peasant has them

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 214d

also S-tier: stolen spiral bone-in ham. pretty much any stolen food is S-tier. the crime makes it taste better.

carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 214d (1 reply)

The four types of groceries: common groceries, rare groceries, epic groceries, legendary groceries.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d

shiny groceries

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 215d (3 replies)