Fear_IRL

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arrow74@lemmy.zip · 70 pts · 226d (7 replies)

I can't think of many legal sexual acts I wouldn't attempt for $40 million

TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 226d (3 replies)

I can't think of any, frankly. I'll do fuckin anything you want so long as it doesn't cause grievous bodily harm and even then I would consider it for a long time probably.

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 226d (2 replies)

Yeah the bodily harm is what i was concerned about. I'm not recreating the mason jar scene for example

python@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 226d

Eh, 40mil is more than I'd ever make in my lifetime, so spending a few months or years in a hospital would be fine enough

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d

I mean not with my own body

defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 226d (2 replies)

What about illegal sexual acts such as pirating porn videos?

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 226d

You had me in the first half….

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 225d

You get the 40m, but the MPAA sues you for 50m.

obre@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 226d (2 replies)

That was the original definition of homophobia - heterosexual men's fear that others might think they are gay. I feel like we have lost something by using it to mean anti-LGBT bigotry very broadly, but it's a moot point, and I can get on board with using homochondria

lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 226d (1 reply)

homochondriac, I like that word for some reason. It seems quite, apt? applicable? My vocabulary fails me here for a better word. If you know the word I'm searching for, post it

obre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d

Maybe suitable or fitting?

Klear@quokk.au · 12 pts · 226d

No way would I do that for 40 million. 20 bucks? Still probably wouldn't pay that just to hug a dude.

Enkrod@feddit.org · 9 pts · 226d

Hahahaha I love that.

Yes, get over yourselves dudes, this has "is it gay to have sex with your wife"-energy.

NABDad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 226d

Standard pay for SAG-AFTRA would apparently be over $200 for a day's work with a guaranteed minimum of one day's pay, so I'd expect to get that.

lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 226d (1 reply)

I hug my buddies all the time. Some I've known since I was 5. I consider them brothers.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d

Yeah homies hug homies

njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d (1 reply)

What kind of fucking idiot couldn't learn to suck a dick for 40 million dollars?

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 0 pts · 224d

Married men that can't be bought.

But hey if the spouse is cool with it....

mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 225d

The original question is pure engagement bait, designed to put repliers in a political bucket and find out whom to target with gay fear-mongering propaganda before the next election.

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 226d

The kinds of people to say no at this are either politicians or the type to not wipe their ass because they 'll enjoy it think it's gay