Second lady Usha Vance announces she is pregnant with 4th child

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18 Comments

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 226d (4 replies)

Congrats! Who’s the father?

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Nobody knows. She sat on a sticky couch cushion

Ah, so it was James.

My money would be Elon, via IVF

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gross.

ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com · 22 pts · 226d (2 replies)

He looks so disgusted. Maybe he should've stayed on/with the couch.

She looks trapped.

He did but she stuck a turkey baster between the cushions afterward and helped things along.

Insecurity baby to renew her claim on him after seeing how friendly he was with the newly-available Mrs. Kirk.

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Fucking anchor babies.

Vance is technically an adult

lemmyout@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 226d

lol they centered the Taj Mahal photo on him instead of the whole family, which makes it look like an amateur job.

Did she fall asleep on the couch?

I feel for those kids, they always look so miserable

Whoops

bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 226d

It's mine, my bad, y'all

We welcome the birth of Ethan Allen Vance.

Hope it miscarries or stillborns. And I hope it hurts (her) the whole time.

Kid will be better off, and I can just laugh at their suffering.