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c/funhole · by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 202d

Terrible haiku content thread, please share your own 

Rob Zombie is not
Rob Zombie is just a man
He is alive still
34 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world

39 Comments

pineheap@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 202d (3 replies)

I like McDonalds

But Wendy’s is much better.

Burger King is shit

mcz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d (2 replies)

Do they have pepsi? I won't comment on if that's good or bad

mech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 202d (1 reply)
Do  they  have  pepsi  ?   
I will not comment on if    
that  is  good  or   bad
mcz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 202d

Thank you for turning a stupid comment into a nice haiku!

HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 13 pts · 202d

I thought this thread is

bout HaikuOS instead.

It is not. My bad.

plateee@piefed.social · 12 pts · 202d (1 reply)
Haikus are quite hard
I mean, what words could go next? 
Pancreatitis.
mcz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 201d

Haha tittis lmao

mech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 202d

"What you call Linux
Is really GNU plus Linux"

nibbles on toenail

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 11 pts · 202d

I downclick your post

The content does not belong

I gatekeep alone

fartographer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 202d (1 reply)

I write a haiku
It is all about farting
Oops I pooped my pants

mcz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d

Fart around – find out!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 202d 
I have spent money 
For the defense of Europe 
Please give me ice block
mcz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 202d (3 replies)
this haiku is  
like winter and ur moms dick
too short
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 202d (1 reply)

Thank you for losing the funhole terrible haiku event!

mcz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 202d

Thanks for helping me lose!

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 202d 
Too Short is O.G.
Gave to us Blowjob Betty
Code name for your mom
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 202d

thank you for content

you did work hard on it yes

typed into text box

mech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 202d (1 reply)
Define a function   
"colon". Call it, pipe it back,   
hide it, run it, BOOM
mcz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d

Hahaha colon lulz. Hahaha

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 8 pts · 202d 
Hey! Stay uprayed, fam! 
Oh wait, or is it prayed up?  
I forget. Oh well.
cathfish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 202d 
Phone is very bad
As killing people 
Books only are good enough
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 202d 
  Post content.

Thanked for content.

Thanking the engaged.

  ~• Funhole •~

I hate formatting on lemmy, why is it even doing that ¿

eleijeep@piefed.social · 7 pts · 202d

dollar underscore
equals tilde slash dot slash
slash semicolon

SuperEars@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 202d

Reboot was the shit
Ever heard of a Frisket?
Alphanumeric

Klear@quokk.au · 6 pts · 202d (1 reply)

He's doing science and he's alive still...🎶

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 202d

mvirts@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 202d 
Five syllables then
Seven syllables and then
Five more at the end
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 202d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating terrible content!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 202d

Thank you for winning the funhole terrible haiku event!

mech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 201d

arr emm space minus
arr eff space slash return FUCK
peak Linux humor

Jayjader@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 202d

my public text post
slurped to train the L.L.M.
Funhole, honeypot?

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 202d (4 replies)

This is a haiku Cabinetry family Cabinetry family

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 202d (3 replies)

30 day ban.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 201d (2 replies)

Joke or serious?

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 201d (1 reply)

30 additional days for sass.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 201d

Hell yeah. Just like momma made

Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 201d

One day we will all

Learn that religion is fake

And embrace the void.

i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 202d

This is a haiku It is not that good Crap at write haiku

Thalfon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 201d 
A proper haiku
Must also follow these rul--
*shot for pedantry*