*Donald runs off to hide in the hallway*

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muzzle@lemmy.zip · 99 pts · 223d (7 replies)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 223d (5 replies)

the biggest plus of my wife moving out of special ed is not having to do diaper changes anymore. they can't handle their own toilet, they can't go to gen ed. easy rule to have.

i'ma send her this still. there was always that one student.

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 45 pts · 223d (4 replies)

It's nice that you saw past her developmental difficulties. But I worry if she can legally consent.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 223d (3 replies)

The funny part is I'm the disabled one

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 31 pts · 223d (2 replies)

You sly dog, bagged the teacher, huh?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 223d

hell yeah

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 222d

Not with her knowledge...

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 222d

The toddler isn't wrong, the parent just asked the wrong question. Kid def doesn't have to shit anymore.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 223d (5 replies)

Is that the Hall of Presidents anamatronic?

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 223d (2 replies)

I'm upset they got rid of the old model that was very clearly originally Hillary Clinton.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 222d (1 reply)

It is a better likeness, so it's still ugly as sin. Will we ever get to a point like the Germans where any image or mention of him will elicit disgust by the vast majority of Americans? Probably not in my lifetime.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 222d

Why didn't they accurately depict his neck vagina? And judging by his cheeks it looks like they took about 50 lbs off him too.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 223d

its the trump bot created by russia.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d

That is a fascist whose entire party decided to weekend at Bernie's for 4 years.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 52 pts · 223d (4 replies)

If he was a farm animal he’d have been put down long ago

felsiq@piefed.zip · 42 pts · 223d (3 replies)

If Americans weren’t farm animals he’d have been put down long ago

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 223d (1 reply)

look at those pants! how can you put down something so stylish? RUN MOTHERCLUCKER

edit: thought we were talking about the chicken. carry on

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 222d

We are, but not the stylish one.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 222d
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mtpender@piefed.social · 49 pts · 223d (10 replies)

I've seen that look on my grandfather while I was his carer, Trump is dying in front of our eyes. I give him 2 years, maybe 3 years tops.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 223d (1 reply)

That..is too long. 2 or 3 days of great. Weeks are fine, even up to 3 months is acceptable. Not years.

The damage this dementia riddled child rapist can cause in a few years is just unbelievable, yet inevitable (unless someone over there grows a spine and does 'something' about him)

echodot@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 222d

I don't understand why we can't just Truman show him. He's got no idea what's going on anyway so just fly him around on air force 1 to various places, have some actors "interview" him and every time he starts going on about taking over Greenland or whatever his next obsession is, just telling him you've done it. Is not like he's going to check.

Every time he's getting a bit much for everyone just encourage him to go to his golf course, so we can get a week's rest.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 223d

Just enough time for him to be puppeted around like Nancy reagan with her hand up Ronnie's ass. The only saving grace is that there are gonna be a whole lot of people fighting for the privilege of fisting him, so the infighting could delay things

echodot@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Oh good just about long enough for him to completely dismantle the world order for no readily apparent reason, and then shuffle off his mortal coil so he doesn't have to deal with the consequences.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 222d

He coild't do that without his circle supporting him and they will do so without him.

KittyCat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 222d (3 replies)

Given the strokes I'd give him 6 months tops

Dojan@pawb.social · 14 pts · 222d (2 replies)

I feel like we've hoped for this for the better part of a decade now. Little babyhanded son of a bitch has plot armour.

Stegget@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 222d (1 reply)

The good always die young, bastards live forever.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 222d

Then why is my dad dead? :(

dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 223d

Thank god I can see it in 4k

X@piefed.world · 28 pts · 223d

“This is Aberbijon. What am I doing in Aberbijon. I’m the president of Aberbijon! Ameesatimifen.”

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 25 pts · 223d (2 replies)

It's either that or somebody forgot to toggle the on switch at the nape of its neck.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 223d

AOT vibes. attack on titan, thats where his "vulnerabl spine is":

FeralFlamingo@eviltoast.org · 4 pts · 223d

He's too old to have an actual switch. It's probably one of those metal windups.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 222d

Trying not to imagine the stench embedded in the oval office desk chair

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 222d

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 223d

Hey... Pretty sure I know that user IRL 🤣😶

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 222d (1 reply)

What's the real context here?

Karjalan@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 222d

He's an extremely out of shape demented pedofile attempting to look human

dan69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 222d

Ladies and gents that’s my president!! Round of an applause looking like just disturbed from peaceful nap.