Don’t say ‘Watch out for ice’: FEMA warned storm announcements could invite memes

https://lite.cnn.com/2026/01/23/politics/fema-ice-storm-memes

Homeland Security officials have urged disaster response staff at the Federal Emergency Management Agency to avoid using the word “ice” in public messaging about the massive winter storm barreling toward much of the United States, according to two sources familiar with the directive.

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wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 63 pts · 223d (2 replies)

Is no one going to point out the dystopian nature of DHS telling FEMA not to warn people about ice while expecting inclement weather because they're afraid of how it will reflect on ICE's gestapo tactics?

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 222d (1 reply)

They could just rebrand the agency so its acronym no longer coincides with something unrelated

Call it the kool kids klub or something

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 222d

Killer klepto kakistocracy

Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 57 pts · 223d (5 replies)

Take a flamethrower to ice

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 223d

And to ICE

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 223d (3 replies)

“Crush ICE” is right there. Surprised no one’s picked that one up yet.

Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 223d

Crushed ice is great. Crushed ice is also great.

semperverus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 220d (1 reply)

Saw that on someone's car window here last week. "I like my ice crushed" it said.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 220d

Nice.

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 223d

San Antonio traffic signs said “ICE PREVENTION OPERATIONS IN PROGRESS” at least TxDot understood the assignment.

adespoton@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 223d

I’m always happy when my airplane de-ices before takeoff.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 223d (3 replies)

Rock salt is great for dispersing ice from streets and sidewalks.

Blade9732@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 223d

Only when launched via 12 gauge. It is more impactfull that way.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 223d

Rocks or salt. Rocks because they hurt, and salt because it kills them by dehydrating them through osmosis, drawing water out of their bodies

Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 222d

A water balloon full of saturated brine. This is a standalone sentence that could be totally unrelated to the prior conversation, I just like salty water.

Also unrelated, but wet clothes can be hundreds of times less insulating than dry clothes, so stay dry in the winter storm!

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 15 pts · 223d

I think it would be safer if we all help to get rid of ice this winter

4am@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 223d (3 replies)

The memes will continue.

p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 222d (2 replies)

These two headlines work great together:

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 2 pts · 222d (1 reply)

What's this about big-ass cups of meat?

p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 222d

Lemme see... do I go for a "your mom" joke, or something about their username?

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 222d

Fuck ice. The slippery one too