5/7 with rice

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bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 115 pts · 228d (9 replies)

Strange, that's exactly how much rice I always make.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 228d (2 replies)

I bet Harambe was still alive during your last shit.

SARGE@startrek.website · 36 pts · 228d (1 reply)
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_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 228d

can't tell if cosplaying as O'Brien or just checking the news.

lobut@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 228d (2 replies)

I saw a video where people have been freezing their rice ... which is something I need to start doing because I just wind up eating way too much rice for meals.

oyenyaaow@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 228d (1 reply)

i tried that and didn't like it. also, in my heart there's rice why no eat?

now i steam rice in tiny little bowls.

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 3 pts · 228d

I like to make extra rice to turn into fried rice.

And then I realize I don't really like fried rice and I freeze that.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 228d (2 replies)

Yeah and there’s always like 3/4 left over which gets put in a giant bag in the fridge until it goes bad

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 6 pts · 228d

That's for fried rice the next day!

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 228d

Dude, you're already bagging it, you need to do the next step: lay out the rice flat and use something THAT WONT CUT THE BAG to divide your rice up into portion sizes. Freeze flat and you'll have easy access to portioned rice that you can easily thaw!

Also, noticing your username, cooled cooked rice is better for your blood sugar than fresh cooked rice, so there's that.

BossDj@piefed.social · 44 pts · 228d

Smart tactic on their part. There's no way I could have resisted either

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 42 pts · 228d (4 replies)

I hate it when rice is separate in the menu and you can’t tell from the price whether it’s for sharing or if they’re just ripping you off.

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 14 pts · 228d (1 reply)

My rule of thumb is if the menu has like 300 items and written with size 10 font, rice is going to be included and will be idiot sized.

If there's only 15 items, or the menu has the word "Asian fusion", then assume rice is extra and will be like a small non-sharable bowl.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 227d

That’s a good rule of thumb actually.

markovs_gun@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 228d

No lie I don't go to restaurants like this unlesss I'm with my friend who speaks chinese because he gets much better info than my white ass does.

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 228d
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fireweed@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 228d (1 reply)

That's the portion they have shonen protagonists eat to demonstrate their humorously preposterous appetites

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 228d

Itadakimasu!

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 228d

Chinese restaurant? If Youtube comedians have taught be right then every portion larger than a spoonful is ‘idiot’ size.

scytale@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 228d (1 reply)

In my younger days that would be a normal serving. And I might have a second bowl too.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 228d

Do you happen to have a second idiot sized bowel, as well?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 228d (1 reply)

Pack your coat with it to keep you warm all the way home

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 228d

Or drop a trail of them to find your way back to the table from the bathroom if you have a very bad sense of direction and also a small bladder.

dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 228d

why they calling filipinos idiots?

::: spoiler Spoiler /s :::

m3t00@piefed.world · 2 pts · 228d

won't do that again. drink fluids for a couple days

isiyekala@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 227d

😂😂😂😂💯