[meme] “Cyclists take up so much room” says man from 4 metre wide Emotional Support Vehicle

The whole piece is quite funny as well, check it out: https://adelaidemail.com/single-post/2024/01/16/cyclists-take-up-so-much-room-says-man-from-4-metre-wide-emotional-support-vehicle/

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hOrni@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 196d

"Manhood assurance vehicle".

Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 196d

emotional support truck is right

ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 196d (10 replies)

Four meters?! Da fuck is dat in freedom units?

teft@piefed.social · 18 pts · 196d (3 replies)

13 feet or so. Meters are a little over 3 feet so just multiply by 3 and you'll get a close enough answer to visualize.

Hawke@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 195d (2 replies)

And then add 10% on top of it to get closer.

teft@piefed.social · 7 pts · 195d (1 reply)

I didn't want to confuse the op. If they can't remember a meter is pretty much a yard then asking them to add 10% to a sum might be a bridge too far.

Hawke@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 195d

Fair enough. At this scale the 10% doesn’t matter much anyway.

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 11 pts · 196d

About 4 yard

18107@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 195d

3x10^35^ Planck lengths

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 195d (1 reply)

It's a Canyonero is what it is.

ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 195d

🎶 65 tons of American pride! 🎶

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 196d

Almost exactly 2 Hulk Hogans.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 195d

About two standard Ford F150 widths.

Laristal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 196d
wirebeads@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 196d

Needle dicked weapons for small minded peons.

NoodlePoint@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 196d

Wankers in their yank tanks.

wabafee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 195d

Compensating Utility Children Killer

AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 195d (1 reply)

I hate trucks in particular, and cars, and am re-dedicated to a car-free lifestyle since it's easier than ever with my current work commute. That said, having lived in a heavy winter rural midwest area and trying for years to be car-free there, I hit a breaking point in my situation at the time, and learned that a reasonably sized truck is actually the appropriate tool for such inhospitable tundras.

But again, fuck cars.

quoll@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 195d

kei truck or gtfo