Next they'll ask why red barrels explode when you shoot them...
Or why crates contain the specific ammo and supplies you need, or why pottery reliably contains money, or why old dusty castle walls hide entire meals that are somehow still edible...
They're regular barrels that are burning red hot from housing the explosion. Explosion spirits prefer to nest in occupied areas with plenty of goons around, and nobody can move their housing to a safer place without burning themselves.
It's a shame how players keep blaming their enemies for leaving giant weak points around when it's really just an unfortunate natural phenomenon.
Presumably if they're just skeletons they were animated this way anyway. Otherwise they'd just be a pile of bones with no way to move or hold themselves together.
Cause they need to, man. Next hero comes down the hall expecting dancing fuckin’ skeletons to whack, what else are they gonna do? Their union contract guarantees them good pay, calcium paste, and a continuous supply of puppet strings. Let ‘em do their jobs. They’re tired, man.
The same reason ghosts and vampires and mummies often similarly reform, reanimate or reappear soon after being banished or defeated. All are undead, protected or animated by powerful magics, and you generally can't just "kill" something that's already supposed to be dead. Death no longer has meaning to it, its mere existence proves that it is beyond what we would normally consider death. At least not without exploiting some kind of specific weakness, using some elaborate ritual or calling ghostbusters.
Zombies are sometimes considered undead too, and originally they pretty much were, but more recently they've mostly been modernized and adopted into a more pseudo-science existence where they're simply dead-ish, but with bodies still animated by some kind of infection in the nervous system and brain that allows basic biological activity to continue. The biological activity, then, can still be stopped using most or all of our conventional methods of stopping unwanted biological activity.
True undead are much more difficult to permanently end, and a skeleton is very clearly not using any traditional biological activity to exist, so whatever does allow it to exist isn't likely to be stopped by our traditional methods of ending life.
I was about to hazard a guess that it hearkens back to Ray Harryhausen, but I rewatched the skeleton fight from Jason and the Argonauts, and I'm astounded that they apparently didn't do it there.
31 Comments
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 144 pts · 202d
Because that's how skeletons work dumbass
SARGE@startrek.website · 95 pts · 202d
Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 20 pts · 202d
Or why crates contain the specific ammo and supplies you need, or why pottery reliably contains money, or why old dusty castle walls hide entire meals that are somehow still edible...
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 202d
Wall chicken out here catching strays.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 202d
Because barrels are always used to house explosions.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 202d
Just the red ones
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 202d
They're regular barrels that are burning red hot from housing the explosion. Explosion spirits prefer to nest in occupied areas with plenty of goons around, and nobody can move their housing to a safer place without burning themselves.
It's a shame how players keep blaming their enemies for leaving giant weak points around when it's really just an unfortunate natural phenomenon.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 202d
So true
hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 202d
Presumably if they're just skeletons they were animated this way anyway. Otherwise they'd just be a pile of bones with no way to move or hold themselves together.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 32 pts · 202d
This right here is to me the most obvious reason why this concept exists so ubiquitously, they’re already reanimated.
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 202d
Me using a bunch of spring joints to join all individual bones together to make a skeleton
That'd be bad in so many ways
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 202d
Only if it's all the bones
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 202d
Cause they need to, man. Next hero comes down the hall expecting dancing fuckin’ skeletons to whack, what else are they gonna do? Their union contract guarantees them good pay, calcium paste, and a continuous supply of puppet strings. Let ‘em do their jobs. They’re tired, man.
CaptKoala@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 202d
Worked to the bone, you could say.
cecilkorik@piefed.ca · 21 pts · 202d
The same reason ghosts and vampires and mummies often similarly reform, reanimate or reappear soon after being banished or defeated. All are undead, protected or animated by powerful magics, and you generally can't just "kill" something that's already supposed to be dead. Death no longer has meaning to it, its mere existence proves that it is beyond what we would normally consider death. At least not without exploiting some kind of specific weakness, using some elaborate ritual or calling ghostbusters.
Zombies are sometimes considered undead too, and originally they pretty much were, but more recently they've mostly been modernized and adopted into a more pseudo-science existence where they're simply dead-ish, but with bodies still animated by some kind of infection in the nervous system and brain that allows basic biological activity to continue. The biological activity, then, can still be stopped using most or all of our conventional methods of stopping unwanted biological activity.
True undead are much more difficult to permanently end, and a skeleton is very clearly not using any traditional biological activity to exist, so whatever does allow it to exist isn't likely to be stopped by our traditional methods of ending life.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 202d
Because it is visually cool.
imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 202d
What is dead can never die
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d
But it CAN be ground to bone meal and replace a small amount of flour in commercial bread baking operations
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 202d
“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.”
Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 1 pts · 202d
You cannot kill what doesss not live
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 202d
It makes for some pretty neat (infuriating) game mechanics. Like an infinite mob spawner, but more intuitive and less dull.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 202d
Well there you go. They won't rest until they speak to your manager.
brsrklf@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 202d
They're possessed by the power of Music.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 202d
Magic
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 202d
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 202d
Maybe also from a curse, but also kind of the same thing when you think about it.
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 202d
*BONK*
"Ow!" [shatters and reforms]
*BONK* "Ow!"
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 201d
They got back together and got up the first time they died, why not do it again the second time?
Sanctus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 202d
"...bone to his bone."
- Ezekiel 37:1-8 KJV
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 202d
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 201d
Why shouldn't they?
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 201d
I was about to hazard a guess that it hearkens back to Ray Harryhausen, but I rewatched the skeleton fight from Jason and the Argonauts, and I'm astounded that they apparently didn't do it there.