it is time for Large rice

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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 209d

RIP Mitch hedberg

CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social · 11 pts · 209d

It’s one of the few foods I can fully indulge. I want to eat two thousand of everything.

n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 58 pts · 209d (13 replies)

Can't wait for my mashed rice

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 38 pts · 209d (5 replies)

mochi is pretty popular

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 209d (4 replies)

Not for dinner though.

sundray@lemmus.org · 29 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Yes... I've certainly never had mochi for dinner, that would be silly of me 😰 .

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 209d

I just realized I'm an adult too. Hmmmmm

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 209d

That's called ttoekbokki.

Or bánh if you're in Vietnam.

pipe01@programming.dev · 2 pts · 209d

Don't underestimate the Japanese

Meron35@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Rice pudding, rice porridge, rice gruel, rice cakes, rice noodles, rice rolls, mochi, tteokbokki

n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 209d

Okay you got me on all those. Mashed rice is great.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 209d

Bánh cuốn 🤤

sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 209d

okayu ?

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

Like Pad Thai?

OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 209d (1 reply)

You can mash potatoes with a ricer

Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 208d

But can you mash rice with a potatoer?

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 209d (1 reply)

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MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 209d

"Holy sheet!"

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 17 pts · 209d (1 reply)

So get this

We have Long Grain Rice like the Australian Doongara variety and Indian Basmati variety, Medium Grain, and we also have Short Grain Rice some varieties of which are quite wide, such as Bomba Rice.

I think Bomba's probably what you'd be interested in.

Rice with the husk on seems larger and has more nutrients to carbs ratio but it's not very tasty. Probably the largest overall grain is called "Tilda Giant Wild Rice".

n0respect@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 209d

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foodandart@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Baked rice?

Mashed rice?

Frenched fried rice?

Stuffed rice?

Rice Au Gratin.. ..the list is endless..

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 209d

Yet the list ended. It's fine. Aight? /s

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 209d

jacket rice

rice crisps (british "crisps")

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 209d (3 replies)

That parable about the emperor asking for double the number of grains on each successive square of a chess board would be fucked of rice grains were that big.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Not like its easy with rice the size of rice

unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 209d

Yeah, that's like... 250 billion tons of rice. That's over 30 tons of rice per person in this world. Not sure this much rice even exists on this planet.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 209d

And then when trying to place the 33rd batch they ended up with a negative number of grains somehow

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 209d (5 replies)

For medium sized rice, consider mochi or tteokbokki.

ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 209d (4 replies)

Isn't Mochi just small rice that's been physically abused until it becomes sticky and squishy?

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d (1 reply)
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deus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

OwO even

filcuk@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 209d

It's a different kind of rice referred to as glutinous rice.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d

Exactly.

dylanely8lw@piefed.social · 10 pts · 209d

We humans never stop innovating

selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 209d (3 replies)

We would need a couple centuries to figure out how to cook it.

Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 209d (1 reply)

I mean what do you even do? Boil em? Mash em? Put them in stews?

TomArrr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 209d

How had Hobbits, with countless meals in one day, never stumbled upon the simple Roast?

Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 208d

Nah just skip the drying process after you harvest it and sell it fresh.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 209d

If rice becomes large enough to eat by ones and twos, will we start calling a single grain a rouse?

starik@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 209d

I’d like to see what rice would look like after a few hundred years of selecting for grain size

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 209d

So that's why it's called a potato ricer.

NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 209d

Well, it's not large rice, but we do have large Teosinte.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 207d

Y'all need more glutinous rice based cakes in your life!

Tteobokki is easily accessible as it's Korean and trendy. But it's just the beginning of that delicious side of rice!

In China they had delicious variations. Salty and sweet alike. 粢饭糕 (zifangao) were a bit big. Fishstick sized. Deep fried. I usually had them as a dessert but the rice itself is neutral so it would work salty as well no doubt. Main thing is to eat it while it's hot, with a crunchy outside and the inside almost creamy.

But my favourite were the sliced nian gao. Imagine a roll of soft rice dough, ovalish in shape section. Cut in slices and those you can either fry or eat En sauce, like gnocchi really. Fantastic stuff!

Dammit I wish those were more accessible in Europe T_T

Tteobokki will have to do I guess.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.