c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 207dSexting 819 points · 48 comments · view on lemmy.world
48 Comments
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 166 pts · 207d
Ruined opportunity.
"Salutaions madam, it would be most resplendant to receive photographs of your nude visage"
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 54 pts · 207d
m'lady
sanosuke001@lemmynsfw.com · 34 pts · 207d
Tbh I was thinking the same thing. She should continue this and find someone worthy of her!
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 207d
Exactly
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 207d
I want to see someone try this, get some steamy ankle pics in reply, and then hit it off since they're on the same (ridiculous) wavelength.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 207d
That sounds like great fun, indeed. Almost wholesome, even
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 206d
Something something bosom.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 207d
You say that, then ask for normal selfies of their face?
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 207d
The best nudes include the face
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 207d
the best faces include the nude
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 207d
So tru
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 206d
Veil, hijab, mask, furry head, paper bag etc. still hot, maybe even hotter, depending on taste
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 206d
Never said any of those things werent hot
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 206d
Mostly used for face, technically includes entire figure
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/visage
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 207d
My, she appears to be tumescent with anticipation.
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 207d
Type shit fr fr
Godric@lemmy.world · 118 pts · 207d
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 207d
Oooh yeah, wouldn't want to be caught.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 207d
Clearly this person is a keeper. As in, they'll keep you locked in a dungeon in a castle somewhere while laughing maniacally.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 207d
Do I get three square meals a day?
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 207d
Yes, but square in the sense that they will all be still partially-frozen 1960's style TV dinners in the foil.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 207d
I'm all for it as long as there's a brownie portion.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 207d
ooooooo, sorry, no. It's always soggy apple cobbler with 3 pieces of corn that somehow made it into the cobbler square.
snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 207d
Calm down, Satan.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 207d
I'll take it!
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 207d
Best I can do is a deadly trolley problem and a nice helmet.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 207d
Wow, what's that from?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 207d
Saw (attention, major spoiler page)
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 207d
Shawnee Smith as Amanda in Saw (2004)
ClockworkN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 207d
Saw (2004)
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 207d
Oh, hell no!
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 207d
Can I apply online?
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 207d
Sorry, no. Only in person at 666 Mockingbird Lane.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 207d
Is there a downside?
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 207d
Rickets?
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 28 pts · 207d
A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 207d
He dont deserve her.
Autistic girl sexting is on another level
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 207d
technically true since levels are on a number plane that can go into the extremes of positive or negative.
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 207d
Lol
Just reply “i want to play a game”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 207d
"I am a very real woman who is talking to you on the internet and I am sincerely interested in sending you naked pictures with no plan for catfishing or upselling"
Seems legit.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 207d
87Six@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 206d
What? Upsellingn what? Pussy 2 pro max? :-))
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 206d
collectors edition, featuring dante from the devil may cry series & knuckles
on ice
FishFace@piefed.social · 17 pts · 207d
It's not sex it's the next best thi-ing
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 207d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 207d
At least he didn't respond: "How much?"
danekrae@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 207d
This is not even my final form!
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 206d
"@full_legal_name" is an hilarious handle