Also the iPod docking station. How long are they expecting people to spend on the toilet? Idk about you but when I'm on there longer than a few minutes the last thing I can do is concentrate on watching a movie. I'm busy trying to survive.
I think YouTuber William Osman brought a house that came with a bathroom with two toilets facing each other like a spaghetti western standoff. So your perfect bathroom is out there.
Japanese toilets have heated seats, warm bidets, disinfectant, maybe active suction, automatic seat wiping, mood lighting, speakers, USB ports, Wi-Fi, demand-responsive toilet paper ordering services and whatnot.
What I'm talking about is a very simple mechanical system: being able to continuously control the water amount with the depth or duration of the "flush" button/lever press, which is a requirement to get an eco rating in my country, and such toilets have been common for decades. I think the similarly common 2-amount flush systems have a lesser eco rating and 1-amount flush systems are banned in most new installations.
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raglan@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 230d
That left panel is kevin nealon and victoria jackson in an snl skit. Not sure which inspired which though.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 230d
And it’s a fantastic skit.
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 230d
Oh that's why it was familiar, thank you.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 230d
notabot@piefed.social · 37 pts · 230d
Minimum order 12! I don't need 12, I'm fairly sure I don't even need 1.
SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 230d
It's meant for Mormon complexes. Gotta get your intimate time in with each wife.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 230d
How to know he's really full of shit!
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 229d
i think half of this product would be quite nice, though
aaaa@piefed.world · 12 pts · 230d
Only one 7-inch television? Who gets to watch it?
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 230d
Also the iPod docking station. How long are they expecting people to spend on the toilet? Idk about you but when I'm on there longer than a few minutes the last thing I can do is concentrate on watching a movie. I'm busy trying to survive.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 229d
This product brought to you by Hemorrhoids.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 230d
The toddler while they have twofer toilet time.
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 230d
This reads like something out of The Sims
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 230d
Co-op shitting
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 25 pts · 230d
I prefer competitive shitting
vodka@feddit.org · 14 pts · 230d
Battleshits?
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 230d
Who can force the other to flee the room first?!?
Aganim@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 230d
Who's going to be king of the brown hill?
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 230d
It would be a nice party game
Taleya@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 229d
I'm not stopping 'til your fur singes off!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 230d
Him: "Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!"
Her: "Nngh!" ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP
fox2263@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 230d
“Hey baby come and shit next to me”
“Oh I just thought you had a lisp…”
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 229d
What time does Sean Connery arrive to Wimbledon? Tennish.
fox2263@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 229d
😂
rem26_art@fedia.io · 19 pts · 230d
its like the
seathru@quokk.au · 19 pts · 230d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs
We're just straight recycling old SNL skits into memes? I guess it is good for the planet.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 230d
Oh trust me, I recognize the SNL skit. But now it’s been made into reality.
seathru@quokk.au · 7 pts · 230d
I do wonder if they actually made any. That AE listing has been around for a while.
Here's a 2009 sighting on arfcom
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 229d
Cooperative pooping? Miss me with that, give me two face-to-face for competitive pooping.
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 228d
I think YouTuber William Osman brought a house that came with a bathroom with two toilets facing each other like a spaghetti western standoff. So your perfect bathroom is out there.
khanh@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 228d
Cooperative pooping implies the existence of Competitive pooping.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 230d
When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 230d
is the 70s why we're not allowed to buy houses anymore?
Tedesche@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 228d
This was only an SNL skit and nothing more.
Toes@ani.social · 7 pts · 230d
I hate this, thank you. <3
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 229d
how the fuck does this save water, you still need the same amount per bowl
hateisreality@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 229d
It was an SNL bit
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 229d
that doesn't mean it has to say bullshit like that, it ruins the joke
observes_depths@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 228d
Nothing so romantic as shitting together
codingitwrong@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 229d
Want a privacy wall anyway, as a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called “walls”
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 230d
Every toilet should allow a custom water amount, eliminating the need tor such half-assed "water-saving" solutions.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 228d
Japanese toilets have a big and little flush option.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 228d
Japanese toilets have heated seats, warm bidets, disinfectant, maybe active suction, automatic seat wiping, mood lighting, speakers, USB ports, Wi-Fi, demand-responsive toilet paper ordering services and whatnot.
What I'm talking about is a very simple mechanical system: being able to continuously control the water amount with the depth or duration of the "flush" button/lever press, which is a requirement to get an eco rating in my country, and such toilets have been common for decades. I think the similarly common 2-amount flush systems have a lesser eco rating and 1-amount flush systems are banned in most new installations.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 228d
True romance.
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 228d
Did... did they wipe each other's asses, though?
JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 230d
Oh you think its cute now though