A hospital in Toulouse, southwest France, confirmed Sunday they had treated a man who was admitted with a shell lodged in his rectum -- after calling a bomb disposal team.
French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/french-hospital-treats-man-with-shell-up-his-rectum/
42 Comments
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 200d
Is that how the three seashells work?đ
Gsus4@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 200d
I think he tried too hard...
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 200d
Ohhh, THAT type of shell.
I respect the man for not lying about it, at least.
tal@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 200d
I think that if you show up at the hospital with a shell vanished up your rear, probably one way or another they're gonna figure out that there's a shell up there.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 200d
But what if you use the cli?
I'll be here all week
hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 200d
A similar story from 2021: https://www.businessinsider.com/uk-man-wwii-shell-lodged-in-rectum-bomb-squad-called-2021-12
EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 200d
This is not how anyone ever wants to show up on the news, let alone internationally
Bot@sub.community · 15 pts · 200d
Clam Lives Matter?
TheBat@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 200d
Bot@sub.community · 8 pts · 200d
Holly shit!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 200d
Only if it's blessed by a priest before rapid distribution, otherwise it's just sparkling feces.
Bot@sub.community · 5 pts · 200d
Thatâs mighty Catholic
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d
I was on the edge of my seat, wondering, Sea, clam, snail, tortoise, coconut, or secure.
riskable@programming.dev · 15 pts · 200d
Everyone that said they "dropped a bomb in the toilet" is just a poser. This guy is the real deal.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 200d
Don't nobody go in there for 704 million to 1.4 billion years.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 200d
He probably thought he had nothing Toulouse trying thatÂ
Dremor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d
And wanted to do something Nice to himself.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 199d
I doubt he was compus mentus, he probably had a few AlĂ©s in himÂ
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 200d
I'm disapointed they didn't mention the calibre. Was it a 50BMG cartridge? A 12.7mm machine gun shell or a 155mm artillery shell?
aramis87@fedia.io · 9 pts · 200d
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 200d
Everyone knows it's a myth that length is important. Women of discerning taste and frenchmen of questionable apetites need girth! ;)
What's the diameter?
davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d
"Everything's a dildo if you're horny/brave enough." - man.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 200d
That Mario Lemieux sure had a way with words.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 199d
He did?
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 200d
Oh it's not part of the Iron Harvest, this guy was using a dud on himself, meh.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 200d
Was reading about this on local news yesterday and it's already here?! Poor lad... Even with our stringent laws regarding patient confidentiality, it's gonna be hard to live it down.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 200d
almost as hard as living with unexploded ordinance stuffed in your rectum.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 200d
On the plus side, he won't have to literally pay for it for the rest of his natural life. I wonder how much that would cost, in the US.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
the same amount it would cost when an unexploded ordinance explodes in your rectum.
an arm and a leg.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 200d
Rectum, hell it killed 'em!
moondoggie@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 200d
âI slipped in the shower and fell on it.â
miss_demeanour@quokk.au · 8 pts · 200d
Why would they use a shell in his rectum instead of a colonoscope?
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 200d
Treatment is different in France.
djmikeale@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 200d
Wow he must have felt quite BASHful getting that procedure done
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 200d
He was Bourne Again!
djmikeale@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 200d
ZSHit that sounds insane
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 200d
Should have ctrl+d exit.
raman_klogius@ani.social · 5 pts · 200d
My guy is definitely shellshocked after this.
foggy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d
Why do I know this?
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 200d
Damn you were fast, I was about to post about this!
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 199d
Situation was a bit HEATed, I would venture...
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d
Here I was ready with a 1000 mollusk jokes, but I'll clam up as it's not that type of shell.
His gas has to be deadly, did he bomb the toilet before going to the hospital? At least he's OK and the doctors now have Somme more war stories to tell about this guy.
sturger@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 200d
This isnât even the first time someone went to the hospital with an explosive round stuck in their asshole.