I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school

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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 209d (1 reply)

grassy ass

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 209d

No thanks, I already ate.

Still sounds more appetizing than the "food" in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 209d

To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 209d

thats crazy

barzaria@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 209d (4 replies)

What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 209d

"Ain't I a little stinker!? I'm so kyoot!"

OshagHennessey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d

"Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did."

seathru@quokk.au · 6 pts · 209d

!scrungycats@lemmy.world

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 209d

That face says: "All my life, everyone has told me how great my smile is, so I exaggerate it as much and as often as possible. For photos.

I'm a big honking bitch, otherwise."

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 209d (4 replies)

I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?

Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 209d

Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 209d

Ba gawd!

That energy drink has a family!

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 208d

Samesies.

BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 209d

Scrungly Karens

fartographer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 209d

My grandmother's first language was Spanish and she'd often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as "much grass," and "hasty banana."

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 209d (3 replies)

“I’m just gonna scooch by you”

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

Cool beans! Awesomesauce!

OshagHennessey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Alternatively, saying "beep beep" like a little car horn

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 208d

Alternatively, make way too big a show of it, "I am sooo sorry, but do you mind if I just squeeze behind you here, oh my goodness, I'm so embarrassed!!! Excuse me! I am just a wreck tonight, haha! How are you all enjoying the restaurant? OOH, what's that, that looks good!?" Etc...

PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 209d (1 reply)

That woman knew her dad was shitting on women. And did nothing to stop it. He was literally shitting on them.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 208d

I wish I were still capable of surprise.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 209d (3 replies)

Grassyass

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 209d (2 replies)

El banyo was out of papero

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d (1 reply)

yo quiero taco bell

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d

All I learned was spanglish I think this means "¡Soy un hombre criminale! ¡Protejese su culero!" in English

tangonov@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 208d

The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny

robocall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 209d

I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias

_Nico198X_@europe.pub · 12 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Gratzee!

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 209d

Gorlami

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 11 pts · 209d

Go into the kitchen and everyone is still speaking Spanish just like every other kitchen.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 209d

True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 209d (8 replies)

They forgot the fingers!

Taniwha420@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d (3 replies)

Are they all the same woman? I can't tell.

DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com · 5 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Ya, Stephanie McMahon.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d

no, that's Reese Withoutherspoon.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 209d

Yes, every woman is actually Reese Witherspoon

DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 209d (3 replies)

What film did that screencap come from?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 209d (1 reply)

I'm thinking Buffy the vampire Slayer. Big question mark though.

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 208d

Nope, in this one Sarah Michelle Gellar is a brunette!

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 208d

Cruel Intentions

The best of many modern retellings of the old French epistolary Dangerous Liasons.

Randelung@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d

Exactly, 1,000%. Intentional is kinda menacing/unsettling.

M137@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 209d (7 replies)

I actually recoiled when I opened the image. I don't know why this makes me feel so uncomfortable and dislike those women so much just because of the faces they're making.

thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 209d (4 replies)

It’s all the same woman: Stephanie McMahon

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 209d (2 replies)

How am I supposed to know when one group of women are all the same women when everyone on earth all look the same?

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 209d

This comment was made by a Aeldari.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 208d

I wish I could still see race and gender. My complete open-mindedness has made daily life absolute hell.

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d

"They are the same picture"

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 209d (1 reply)
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ebolapie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d

No it's not. Being misogynist means hating them for being women. There are plenty of other reasons to hate them, none of which have to do with their innate characteristics.

Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 209d

"I like to order aunty pastah"

itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 209d

Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture...

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Mickey7 level shit posting.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

Thanks!

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Oh sheesh top left looks a lot like my ex. Scared me for a sec.

mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 209d

Is she still single?

texture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d

i cough laugh spit on my laptop screen. hope youre happy

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 208d

Karenposting in the shitpost community

gustofwind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

The thing inside is attempting to replicate a smile

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 208d

still would.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

The Liquor 43 effect

ConstantPain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d (9 replies)

Hahaha it's funny because it's a stereotype that only involves white people!

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 209d (3 replies)

This is making fun of performative wokeness, not white people.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Exactly. That's why there's a mix of gender and skin colors in the picture.

BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 209d (1 reply)

its the same person....

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

I know.

Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 208d (1 reply)

Good thing white people are also known for their thick skin! Man they can take a joke, it's really hard to get under their skin. White people never lash out!

/s

ConstantPain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 208d

Nobody is obligated to have thick skin. And "white people" is so broad of a definition with such a different cultural background that you can't assume how someone will react to prejudice based only on their skin color.

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · -6 pts · 209d (2 replies)

It's funny because this is the only person we're allowed to make fun of....online.

laria11@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 209d (1 reply)

Dude what the fuck is this victim rethoric. If you want yo be racist online just do it, literally nobody is going to stop you and there is already a lot of people being racist online.

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 208d

it's pretty common for those with underlying racist views to discredit and not see the value of someone based on their race or color.

New memes and jokes often target white people through stereotypes, which is a literal form of racism by generalizing and demeaning an entire racial group. Common examples include:

The "Karen" meme, which stereotypes middle-aged white women as entitled, demanding, and often racist—frequently used to mock perceived white privilege.

Slurs-turned-memes like "mayo" (for mayonnaise-loving whites), "crackers", or "flour rangers"/chalk babies, reducing white people to racial caricatures.

Jokes about white people not handling spicy food or awkward dancing in "white people be like" formats, reinforcing "bland" or clumsy stereotypes.

These rely on racial generalizations just like any other racist humor, creating "us vs. them" divides. If we're against racism, it has to apply consistently...both ways

usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 209d

It's obrigado I think

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 209d

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 209d
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woelkchen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 209d (5 replies)

They're all Latin dialects...

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 209d (4 replies)

They're both Latin derived languages, but they're far too different from one another to be considered dialects.

woelkchen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d (3 replies)

Stop making serious answers in Lemmy Shitpost

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Or perhaps being serious here is its own form of shitposting!

woelkchen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d (1 reply)

🤯

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 208d

Get a room, you two.

Elaine@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 209d (3 replies)
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

because white is woke!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 208d

We have a culture? I'd love to read more. Surely this can't go wrong.

OshagHennessey@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 209d

Making fun of whites is acceptable because ALL white people are imperialist oppressors that deserve violence. A little jokey-joke is letting them off easy.

/s