c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 188dRecently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine 158 points · 42 comments · view on lemmy.world
42 Comments
nialv7@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 188d
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biblically accurate toilet paper.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 188d
Ah, that's what that symbol was for
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 188d
Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn't "perfectly fine." It's a masterpiece.
luierik@lemmy.zip · 55 pts · 188d
Why wouldn't it be?
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 188d
Because the handle is on the left. I don't trust those people, they're shady.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 188d
Cause the roles on the bottom are not stacked in a very efficient manner.
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 188d
Hexagons are the provably most efficient way to pack circles into spaces.
negativenull@piefed.world · 11 pts · 188d
Bestagons
danc4498@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 188d
Maybe if gravity wasn’t a factor. In this case that TP should have been stacked from the start.
yakko@feddit.uk · 26 pts · 188d
Plastic plants aren't great, it's true. At least you're ready to take a few shits.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 23 pts · 188d
Look at his wealth!
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 188d
Maybe he's just preparing. The first time I lived with a woman I was surprised at how much faster toilet paper went
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 188d
Why you complaining?
Women use like 2 rolls per day
This is for you
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 188d
Omg. Thats my SO. I can use like two squares at a time, unless it’s a big shit, but i swear she uses half a roll every time she take a piss.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 187d
I bought a massive pack from Costco in like 2018 and it lasted me through the pandemic. Since my girlfriend moved in, we've one through like 3 a year.
Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 187d
How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?
polotype@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 187d
The ancient art of origami
girst@feddit.org · 2 pts · 186d
Real pros just need 1 sheet: https://youtu.be/W7sSWVzgaHo
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 187d
Donald is so awesome he doesn't use any.
tynansdtm@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 187d
Fancy 16-ply toilet paper. That's why they're so worried about the rate, it costs $20 a roll.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 188d
If your SO is considerate as it sounds, not all that tp goes to wiping, just saying.
iykyk
etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 188d
Bidet and mini trashcan? You’ll survive a tp tower.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 188d
It's just missing an extra bollock and you'// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.
edit: fucking on-screen keyboard did me dirty, I'm keeping it though.
Triumph@fedia.io · 1 pts · 188d
Cancer got the missing one.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 188d
There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 187d
And yet no one makes big rolls for home use.
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 188d
I suppose a neon sign with TP and a down arrow would improve the look a bit.
SouthFresh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 188d
Could go higher.
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 188d
𓂸ꙮ
darkreader2636@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 187d
is this a crosspost from r*ddit
typhoidandswans@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 187d
Hopefully when its tipped over, it won't fall into the toilet or bath.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 187d
Obviously we have forgotten the summer of 2020. Never forget.
discocactus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
Legendary
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 188d
There's a pattern abandoned to stack. He's an animal.
Gladaed@feddit.org · 3 pts · 187d
That's a penis.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
With one ball? Centered? No, this is a TP tower.
fonix232@fedia.io · 5 pts · 187d
So... it's Hitler's penis?
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
Would need to be much shorter to be .... Hitler's.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 187d
You're all wrong.
It's a rocketship.
8=====D~~~
fonix232@fedia.io · 1 pts · 187d
Given the size of the singular testicle, I think the scales are right-ish.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 187d
Use that bidet wand on the side and profit.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 188d
I concur. That's a dangerous place for a delicate plant.
Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 188d