Nah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don't have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
True, the bigger the phone, the heavier it is so carrying it is sport. The good news is that since screens are getting bigger, phones are growing so carrying it is sport again
42 Comments
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de · 67 pts · 186d
does it?
robocall@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 186d
No
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 13 pts · 186d
bu-but, butt.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 185d
what?
btr_fan87@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 186d
We used to have big phones and small butts. Their relative sizes have reversed over time. You know what that means!
bob_lemon@feddit.org · 12 pts · 186d
We need to stop the trend of ever larger phones! Our asses are on the line!
Klear@quokk.au · 7 pts · 186d
Keep a phone on you at all times to prevent singularity from forming behind you?
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 185d
No more half-assed phone miniaturization?
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 3 pts · 185d
It says alot of people are dumb and believe there is some actual connection here.
karashta@piefed.social · 40 pts · 186d
As an ass lover, this seems to be a positive direction for society to move
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 13 pts · 186d
Everything's cool after shower
Foxfire@pawb.social · 36 pts · 186d
Prolonged cellphone use makes people dummy thicc, got it.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 30 pts · 186d
Does this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they're getting fat?
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 186d
No, it's implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it's mostly stored in the butt.
bob_lemon@feddit.org · 10 pts · 186d
Makes sense, it's where the vibration is most effective
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 186d
It's the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 186d
Nah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don't have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 186d
Hey wait a minute... That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.
That badonky gonna baboomy.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d
It's not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 186d
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 186d
yes
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 2 pts · 186d
No, they've just not been to the toilet the entire time and it had to go somewhere
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 185d
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 185d
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 185d
This guy GBoards
yum@lemmy.eco.br · 9 pts · 185d
I might be falling behind on this trend
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 186d
That it...likes big butts and it cannot lie?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 185d
Sir Mix-a-lot is a hero and saved society
buggybug@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 185d
haha sooo true— is that reigen arataka??
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 185d
small phone = large bakery
phone... good?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 185d
True, the bigger the phone, the heavier it is so carrying it is sport. The good news is that since screens are getting bigger, phones are growing so carrying it is sport again
apftwb@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 185d
Butt Cancer 😔
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 9 pts · 185d
Well yeah, butt implants have become more popular.
uberfreeza@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 185d
But cell phones are getting bigger again, so now what happens? 🤔
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 185d
😔
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 186d
is the about... people sitting more I front of computers?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 186d
no idea, but it does say a lot
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 185d
yea, about society.
also woa their bum is vibrating! or is it just wiggly?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 185d
jiggle physics
Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 185d
pooped mine pants
yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 185d
I think I got it. People are less afraid of big butt representation. ✊
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 184d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=782nI45iYsY