For some reason, my wife has bought me a vial of hyaluronic acid and a syringe for St. Valentine's Day.

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Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 183d (5 replies)

Are you competing in the ski jump, by any chance? Also...

"All these augmentation procedures are mainly to increase your flaccid girth, and it will have no benefit on your erect length - so functionally it's not going to improve matters.

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 183d (4 replies)

I always understood it was width, not length, that was important.

But at £3k a pop, I reckon one would be better off taking the missus on a decent holiday!

FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 183d (3 replies)

You could try a fancy dinner for less. You might be too full/drunk after to be worrying about enhancing injections, which could be good or bad...

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d (2 replies)

It was a joke. Obvs not a good one!

FishFace@piefed.social · 2 pts · 183d (1 reply)

I understood that so I guess it was my joke that didn't land 😅

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d

Ha! We're as bad as one another.

pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 183d (5 replies)

Hmmm.. motives unclear. Could be either to give you more luscious, full lips, soothe your arthritic knees, or accellerate the growth of a malignant tumor.

(Edit) Wait, are you by chance a professional long distance ski jumper?

https://gizmodo.com/the-olympics-may-have-a-penis-problem-thanks-to-ski-jumping-2000718878

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 183d (4 replies)
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 183d (3 replies)

It is designed to increase a man's flaccid girth

I don't understand the point then.

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d (2 replies)

It was a joke?

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 183d (1 reply)

I'm talking about the procedure described in the article. It's £3000 but all it does is make your soft dick girthier, which is pretty pointless? Surely you'd want it to be bigger when it's erect.

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d

Ah, well I suppose it makes men feel more manly in the gym shower. If you're a grower, nit a show-er?

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 182d

Is this a joke? Because if it is a joke you should definitely declare it's a joke at every mention, thus increasing its efficacy