hell. I'd give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he's one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying "$50" and not have it walk away.
I don’t understand the rationale here. Even if you’d give him away for free, why not try to get something for him if you can? Put JD on sale for $200, then lower the price by $25 a day until someone buys. You don’t even have to waste money feeding him. If there are no takers, he’ll die in a few days, and you can just throw him in a dumpster and you’re back to where you started.
[T]o be a bit serious one irony of Vance’s life is that he is also an addict: addicted to power and clearly willing to sell anything to get it," Bouie added.
This is true. In fact, we just had a student in my wife's classroom. We sold that child for drugs this afternoon. He was pretty stringy and had an iep so I was only able to get bottom shelf shit for him. Still got more than I would have for JD Vance tho. I couldn't even get a pack of pre-eaten skittles for that wimp
Can we not just post the link to the actual article? This is like hearsay gossip bullshit. The original article is salacious enough. Stop supporting this fluff
Prolly should’ve swallowed. But somehow even if she did choose wisely via oral sex in lieu of whatever fucked up position she was in & continued on to birth such a wretched soul. Even if that high protein tonsil washing occurred, that demon semen would have ended up exiting that woman somehow. I don’t want to start any conspiracies or anything but just saying this. How easy is it to be booed off a Universal stage?
I dunno? Ask jd.
I've been lead to believe (probably by a psyop campaign) that we should go all Logan's Run on our politicians, and that the young'uns have it all figured out, because well, reasons. America has always had a rather vapid culture that centers youth in other endeavors (fashion, music, movies, sports) and we should just map that onto everything else as well, I guess?
James Bowman is 41 years old. In political terms, that's practically a baby.
32 Comments
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 193d
Sell JD vance?
hell. I'd give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he's one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying "$50" and not have it walk away.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 193d
I’ll pay you $50 to take him away, and that’s my final offer!
Wait, come back, how about $100? $200?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d
reminds me of monty python
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 191d
Now I have an image in my head of a moribund parrot fucking a sofa.
starik@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 193d
I don’t understand the rationale here. Even if you’d give him away for free, why not try to get something for him if you can? Put JD on sale for $200, then lower the price by $25 a day until someone buys. You don’t even have to waste money feeding him. If there are no takers, he’ll die in a few days, and you can just throw him in a dumpster and you’re back to where you started.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 193d
First that’s generally more work.
Secondly, if someone buys him and they catch something because he fucked their couch… now you’re liable for that.
But.
If they stole him…. Not only are you not liable for anything; you also don’t have to pay for disposal when nobody thinks buying him is worth it.
Gnugit@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 193d
Wait, will he be tied up and gagged?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d
gotta keep him from fucking the couch somehow...
alaphic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 193d
If I had any say in it, this would be his default state and the penalties for altering it would be considerable
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 193d
I would offer drugs if you'll take jd with you
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
he's one of the students that when he tries to elope, you let him
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 193d
Lol! As if any self-respecting drug dealer would take JD Vance as payment. They may as well just be giving you free drugs.
Etterra@discuss.online · 16 pts · 193d
If you auctioned him off as a pinata he'd definitely net you more than $50.
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d
$50 a swing. But people would be swinging so hard it might not last long.. better up it to $1000
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 193d
To be donated to a reputable charity that doesn't say thank you.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 192d
This guy marketings
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 193d
Great video on the topic of power as an addiction for any interested: https://youtu.be/7ebhXFuPkR4
Our precious baby boy is even featured as the epitome of this issue.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 193d
You know GWAR would buy JD Vance for fifty bucks.
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 193d
They would make a skin couch out of him and fuck it.
deacon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 193d
Of course it is Jamelle Bouie bringing the thunder. I should have known.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d
This is true. In fact, we just had a student in my wife's classroom. We sold that child for drugs this afternoon. He was pretty stringy and had an iep so I was only able to get bottom shelf shit for him. Still got more than I would have for JD Vance tho. I couldn't even get a pack of pre-eaten skittles for that wimp
skooma_king@piefed.social · 5 pts · 193d
Can we not just post the link to the actual article? This is like hearsay gossip bullshit. The original article is salacious enough. Stop supporting this fluff
MOARbid1@piefed.social · 5 pts · 193d
More likely he’d be turned into orphan meat. Nobody’s paying for that creature.
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 193d
I thought JD’s mom drowned all the dumb ones.
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 192d
Prolly should’ve swallowed. But somehow even if she did choose wisely via oral sex in lieu of whatever fucked up position she was in & continued on to birth such a wretched soul. Even if that high protein tonsil washing occurred, that demon semen would have ended up exiting that woman somehow. I don’t want to start any conspiracies or anything but just saying this. How easy is it to be booed off a Universal stage? I dunno? Ask jd.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 191d
Clearly not quite all.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 193d
Well, but James Bowman is so young!
I've been lead to believe (probably by a psyop campaign) that we should go all Logan's Run on our politicians, and that the young'uns have it all figured out, because well, reasons. America has always had a rather vapid culture that centers youth in other endeavors (fashion, music, movies, sports) and we should just map that onto everything else as well, I guess?
James Bowman is 41 years old. In political terms, that's practically a baby.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 191d
Is that an option? I'm a parent, can I sell JD Vance for drugs? No fentanyl, or anything dangerous, just some weed. Maybe mushrooms, if you got some.
stylusmobilus@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 193d
Even MAGA hates this chode
ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 191d
I think the parent would owe someone money if they gave them JD Vance
just_another_person@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 191d
Like an STD
brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 193d
Bouie has a YouTube channel where he puts out some dope short (10minish) videos discussing whatever he has on his mind.