For legal purposes, theyāve trademarked the tap water filling spout and have all signed contracts forbidding them from revealing its name.
Olā Squirty George enjoys a life of privacy, although not one free of controversy, as people constantly ask ābut thatās just tap water, isnāt it?ā and then they have to sign an NDA before being told thatās not a tap, thatās Olā Squirty George.
When the lawyers come for me, tell my wife I wish Iād planned better.
21 Comments
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 199d
The slightly bolded "not" really sells it.
echodot@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 199d
Why do people buy bottled water anyway. You can get it from fractions of a penny at home.
hoch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 198d
Some of us don't have trustworthy water supplies and infrastructure
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 198d
My tap water comes straight from the alps, better than bottled water š
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 199d
I usually think this, but then remember what water down south tastes like.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 199d
Is it from Dasani Peckham Springs?
yakko@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 199d
I would bet my wallet that this water is objectively worse than tap
MisterMoo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 199d
The label is raising a lot of questions already answered by the label
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 199d
Water from the ditch round the back, now with no bits!
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 199d
But the floaty bits were my favorite :(
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 199d
Those are vitamins and minerals.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 199d
By far, the best part of finding a loose needle in the wild is the tetanus.
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 199d
Do they have water for tables that can't keep still?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 199d
Those are water tables.
huppakee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 199d
Do they also sell no longer table water?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 199d
If you put it in a bowl it becomes dog water.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 199d
Donāt be fooled by the rocks that I got, Iām still table water from the block.
starik@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 199d
Why can I taste bleach then?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 199d
because pure spring water without chlorine is how you get cholera, typhoid fever, giardiasis, and hepatitis A.
rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 1 pts · 199d
I'm pretty sure it is from some tap
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 199d
For legal purposes, theyāve trademarked the tap water filling spout and have all signed contracts forbidding them from revealing its name.
Olā Squirty George enjoys a life of privacy, although not one free of controversy, as people constantly ask ābut thatās just tap water, isnāt it?ā and then they have to sign an NDA before being told thatās not a tap, thatās Olā Squirty George.
When the lawyers come for me, tell my wife I wish Iād planned better.