Um, acktually. (pushes glasses up) This would only serve to to demonstrate that people may sometimes argue about this one thing. To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, you would need to show that an argument occurs for everything, which you do not demonstrate here.
As proud clankerists, we can all agree that technological progress has gone too far! And we'll get right on that as soon as we vanquish the real threat -- the clankerites, those splitters!
Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.
What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.
That's an Asian Lady Beetle actually, not a ladybug. They're an invasive species that was intentionally introduced in an attempt to control aphids and can sometimes but not always be differentiated from ladybugs by the color of their elytron (hard coating which protects their wings), which can be orange rather then red.
Can confirm, have them all over our house in the fall. They poop out brown sticky stuff when they're afraid that smells bad, so you have to be super careful getting rid of them.
fuck you, thats a oopsy-go-away. fucking people these days have not fucking culture at all, like come on man, touch some fucking grass or something .. fucking ladybug....
I dunno. I'd have to look it up to be certain but in the USA Japanese beetles looks awfully similar but are brutal and invasive pests. So if it's the JB instead of the LB, you've gotta find a way to get rid of it.
70 Comments
DigDoug@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 203d
"I'm sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?"
Etterra@discuss.online · 14 pts · 203d
They ain't paying me for a half hour.
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 203d
An hour it is.
noxypaws@pawb.social · 3 pts · 202d
"an argument isn't just contradictions!"
"can be!"
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 203d
No, people won't argue about just anything.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 203d
Yes they certainly will
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 203d
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 203d
Oooh, thanks for reminding me that exists!
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 203d
Had to tape it down to make sure it didn't fly away.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 203d
For my money, this is the cleverest resonse.
mercano@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 203d
Did you just assume that bug’s gender?
carrotfox@piefed.social · 18 pts · 203d
Theythembug*
ADandHD@lemmy.sdf.org · 28 pts · 203d
Um, acktually. (pushes glasses up) This would only serve to to demonstrate that people may sometimes argue about this one thing. To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, you would need to show that an argument occurs for everything, which you do not demonstrate here.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 203d
Yes he does!
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 203d
That's not an argument, that's just simple contradiction!
jdr@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 203d
It's pronounced "ladybird".
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 203d
When did we start talking about Lindsey Graham's butt moles?
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 203d
Dude.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 203d
I assure you this is real, but don't Google it.
Kaput@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 201d
Now i want to.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 200d
Your choice homie.
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 203d
thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 203d
It certainly is
a penisa donga peckera schlonga willya Johnsonyour wife's best friendyour percyyour cock... something you suck on.God damnit...
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 203d
Cool ladybug picture, dude! What is controversial here?
Chivera@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 202d
Nature is beautiful 🥹
BambiDiego@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 202d
Is that anti-technological progress I sense in your tone?
Typical clankerist.
elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 202d
As proud clankerists, we can all agree that technological progress has gone too far! And we'll get right on that as soon as we vanquish the real threat -- the clankerites, those splitters!
X@piefed.world · 14 pts · 203d
Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.
totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 203d
It's cool, they can redact it by putting the image of a bandaid on top!
brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 203d
Yes it is. And a beautiful one too.
etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 203d
May the papercuts between your fingers forever go without ladybugs.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 203d
Does it have an owie?
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 203d
Maybe lack of oxygen
Zier@fedia.io · 8 pts · 203d
Did you know that the "Bandaid Ladybug" is one of the most healing in the world?
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 203d
What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 203d
This is a rhino beetle. 🤨
janus2@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 203d
No, you're thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these
ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 202d
That's an Asian Lady Beetle actually, not a ladybug. They're an invasive species that was intentionally introduced in an attempt to control aphids and can sometimes but not always be differentiated from ladybugs by the color of their elytron (hard coating which protects their wings), which can be orange rather then red.
Saprophyte@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 202d
Can confirm, have them all over our house in the fall. They poop out brown sticky stuff when they're afraid that smells bad, so you have to be super careful getting rid of them.
dumbass@piefed.social · 6 pts · 203d
fuck you, thats a oopsy-go-away. fucking people these days have not fucking culture at all, like come on man, touch some fucking grass or something .. fucking ladybug....
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 203d
that's a cool ladybug
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 203d
kill yourself now
Lydia_K@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d
Solid reddit energy
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 203d
I think you covered the ladybug there
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d
I have a boo boo! Where are my ladybugs?
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 202d
Correct answer. Please move on to the next test.
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 201d
Why'd you have to make it a race thing?
atropa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 203d
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 203d
I hope they get better soon, meeting a band-aid that big.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 203d
That's a delightful ladybug. I have one that's got a picture of a bandage on it..
elephantium@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d
That's not --
Wait --
You magnificent bastard
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d
That is clearly a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d
What do the lady bugs look like in your country?
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 203d
No, this doesn't look like the Senator from Southern Carolina.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 202d
Wound strip.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 203d
Not everything that bugs a lady is a ladybug
Johanno@feddit.org · 2 pts · 203d
Des is a Pflaster und ka Marienkäfer!
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 203d
I dunno. I'd have to look it up to be certain but in the USA Japanese beetles looks awfully similar but are brutal and invasive pests. So if it's the JB instead of the LB, you've gotta find a way to get rid of it.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 203d
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 203d
Okay
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 203d
ur a ladybug
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 203d
you're a towel.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 203d
damn. busted.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 203d
That’s clearly a lordbug,.
ghost_rider69@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 201d
Nah man I'm pretty sure that's ammo of Remington 870
doug@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 203d
ill fuking end u
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 203d
You didn't say "This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen." Why didn't you say that? Are you blind?
one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d
Ugliest ladybug I've ever seen.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 1 pts · 203d
BRB checking the Urban Dictionary for whatever slang this is
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 203d
95% of these awful creatures have some kind of std.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 201d
yummy
probablymissing@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 203d
no, that's a desk hob. common misunderstanding.