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dumbass@piefed.social · 31 pts · 181d (3 replies)

pffft, real men smoke their coffee with no filter.

lime@feddit.nu · 10 pts · 181d (1 reply)

i think it's called "roasting" when it's coffee

dumbass@piefed.social · 5 pts · 181d

not the way I do it!

sepi@piefed.social · 3 pts · 181d

Boofing is superior and you get more out of the grind

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 181d (1 reply)

I smoke coffee, obviously.

wuffah@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 181d

Rippin’ fat bowls of dark roast

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 181d (14 replies)

Coffee is not unhealthy. Why would a doctor be asking a patient about coffee consumption? Doctors ask about cigarettes and ALCOHOL.

remon@ani.social · 27 pts · 181d (5 replies)

Caffeine can have all kinds of interactions with other drugs.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 2 pts · 181d (4 replies)

Which one? That’s interesting.

remon@ani.social · 11 pts · 181d (1 reply)
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 7 pts · 181d

Dammmnnnn , I was unaware.

“There are 114 drugs known to interact withcaffeine, along with 9 disease interactions, and 5 alcohol/food interactions. Of the total drug interactions, 5 are major, 94 are moderate, and 15 are minor.”

And my brain read it in a German speaking English accent.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 181d (1 reply)

Wasn’t there that woman who died because Panera Bread didn’t label their decaf lemonade (??) appropriately?

Edit: yes obviously she had some existing condition…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d

a very rare heart condition (long q-t) where you can't have any stimulants. it's genetic.

FunkFactory@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 181d

Coffee is unhealthy at the volume I drink it 🫩

faerbit@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 181d (2 replies)

Caffeine is bad for your sleep, especially when drunk too late or too much.

Eheran@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d

It has no effect on me in that regard.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 1 pts · 181d

That's exactly why I drink it, to not fall asleep

Strider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d

My cardiologist would also like to know.

However mostly only excessive like a few cups or more per day.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d (2 replies)

Caffeine jacks up my muscle tone so the shoulders are cranked all kinds of ways. Afaik it also raises blood pressure, and is a diuretic. Ah, and of course it speeds up gut motility too.

Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 181d (1 reply)

It's very slightly diuretic, but that effect is overshadowed by the fact that it's 99% water. Coffee actually hydrates you.

marcos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 181d

That doesn't matter if the doctor is trying to calculate some medicine dosage.

kn0wmad1c@programming.dev · 5 pts · 181d (7 replies)

This meme made me wonder if smoked coffee exists. If it does, I wonder what that would taste like.

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 181d (3 replies)

Some people use smoked coffee to get rid of wasps. Just use grounded coffee and light it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d (2 replies)

i don't know what the coffee does, but smoke causes wasps and bees to fall asleep generally.

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 181d (1 reply)

As in my experience, they leave.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d

i don't doubt you. i'm just going off this type of stuff. our experience, we wait until... i think it's 4pm? 6pm? i have to look on the can of poison i wrote it down on, it's when all the wasps go back to their hive and fall asleep. once they're back, spray a shitton of poison right into the hive's entrance and run the fuck away. this kills the entire hive.

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 181d

You can get vapes with caffeine in them. And coffee flavored ones.

It's not smoking, though.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 181d (1 reply)

Have you ever smelled coffee beans being roasted? It’s uh not that great. I’d guess smoking it would be similar?

Eheran@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d

Roasted coffee smells extremely good? I used to drive by a company that did it on a large scale, smelled for 100s of meters.

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 181d

I tried it once when I was 18. Don't be like me.

Draconic_NEO_@chatgptjailbreak.tech · -8 pts · 181d
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