Hnng_IRL

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13 Comments

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 40 pts · 200d (7 replies)

Until you get your first paycheck, then your like "oh...I thought it'd be bigger".

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 200d (3 replies)

Things people don't say after a night with me

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 200d

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Avoid awkward encounters with this one easy trick! ::: spoiler Spoiler Tell them the exact length of your dick at the earliest opportunity. :::

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 199d

"sir, this is a Wendy's"

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 200d (2 replies)

And here I thought people would usually be told their wage before they sign their employment contract ... are precarious contracts where you get paid by the hour and don't get the same amount of hours every month or depend on tips/bonuses (lol "tips") that common in the US?

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 200d (1 reply)

Normally, the shock comes once you see the net amount after taxes, health insurance, medicare/medicaid, and social security have been deducted.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 200d

I usually calculate the actual net income even before signing ... IDK if it's harder to calculate in the US, but the calculators I used for wages in my country predicted the actual net wage fairly accurately.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 200d

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 200d

I won't announce if I cum, but there will be signs.

blacklight illuminating glowing patches everywhere in the room

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 200d (2 replies)

At first I thought the post said Hong_IRL and that made me think of a politician in South Africa who was being disruptive by saying "Hong" repeatedly.

Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 199d (1 reply)

"Hong hong hong

I withdraw that, Hong"

"Honorary Matisha!" (Or also Magician sound similar)

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 199d

That's the exact thing I was thinking!