Ehh. I'm not seeing evidence that was in any way pointed at people. In the aftermath of the Ukrainian strikes on Russia's strategic bombers it became quite apparent that leaving your air force out unprotected in your own country is a shortcut to losing a lot of it at once. The US Air Force has the same problem the Russian VKS had: lots of expensive planes out in the open scattered over a massive country that anyone can get drones or explosives into. This was near an airbase. While the drone identification bit needs work I don't find the presence unreasonable
Soooooo should counter protesters just release a bunch of mylar balloons to cause disruption? Publicly admitting that their tech/operators can't discern between balloons and drones is..... A choice.
How fucking cartoon villainous do you have to be to shoot down a fucking birthday ballon with a multi-million dollar laser - JFC I want off Mr toads wild ride
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von neunundneunzig Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von neunundneunzig Luftballons
Und, dass so was von so was kommt
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one they were gone
Back at base bugs in the software
Flash the message: "something's out there!"
Floating in the summer sky
Ninety-nine red balloons go by
"It's all over and I'm standin' pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go"....
Such a surprisingly depressing song if you've only heard the original and you don't speak German
Make the government fail and then triumphantly point out you said it would fail. Yeah, because you fucking made it fail you dimwit.
Orange McRapepedo can only chase the latest shiny trophy or bribe that gets dangled in front of pig eyes, but don't mistake him for the incompetence of everyone. JD Couchfucker and the scum like him would absolutely continue dismantling the government, not out of stupidity but so they can sell off the broken scraps to the tech sociopath oligarchs.
"Oh damn, looks like government healthcare doesn't work, guess we should put Tim Apple in charge of iHealth. Looks like social security money isn't being distributed efficiently, let's set everyone up in Sauron Thiel's Palantir database so things work more smoothly. Education results continue to decline after a pedo protector from the WWE couldn't run things? Obviously Cuckerberg already has the infrastructure to get everyone into a controlled virtual learning environment, and recess can be spent playing games with loot boxes."
The Department of Misinformation wants to hear more about your Loot Box Learning program. After they merge with Roblox and Grok AI they are going to need visionaries like you. People who are not afraid to ask the tough question our children deserve to hear like was the Holocaust even real?
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 69 pts · 203d
Grrreeeat. CBP casually out here committing terrorism. Imagine if they accidentally shot at a commercial aircraft o.o
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 203d
https://youtu.be/ERGfao1Acqc
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 202d
I love this genre of youtube videos.
Similar to the vibe of https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkDQ8tE_3UhB8LcnvUv0Fw
Example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1btDc5xJe0
sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 202d
IRL version: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jselGCqu458
spacesatan@leminal.space · 7 pts · 202d
A commercial aircraft has ads-b and a radar signature larger than a basketball.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 202d
Well to me it just sounds like they were doing target practice on random stuff lol
9point6@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 203d
Funny they need such an advanced piece of war defense equipment deployed against their own citizens
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 202d
If it was a fair fight they would lose
carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 202d
Ehh. I'm not seeing evidence that was in any way pointed at people. In the aftermath of the Ukrainian strikes on Russia's strategic bombers it became quite apparent that leaving your air force out unprotected in your own country is a shortcut to losing a lot of it at once. The US Air Force has the same problem the Russian VKS had: lots of expensive planes out in the open scattered over a massive country that anyone can get drones or explosives into. This was near an airbase. While the drone identification bit needs work I don't find the presence unreasonable
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Spiderweb
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 51 pts · 202d
Soooooo should counter protesters just release a bunch of mylar balloons to cause disruption? Publicly admitting that their tech/operators can't discern between balloons and drones is..... A choice.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 202d
Yes.
Also yes. 😄
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 202d
Balloons are sky trash, bad for the environment. But they could be good camouflage for drones now, I guess.
Edit: maybe release a hundred of these:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/702995043/biodegradable-pride-rainbow-colours
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 202d
Good point about the sky trash, forgot about that!
As for using biodegradable pride balloons to distract fascist weaponry? That's the ultimate poetic justice! 😘👌😄
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 202d
Is there a source on the material of the balloon? Like did it have a radar cross section and that's what caused the confusion?
Because if so, you're gonna want to attach something like aluminum foil as it doesn't look like those would actually be able to confuse optics.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 202d
a bunch of these

but tastefully edited
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 202d
How fucking cartoon villainous do you have to be to shoot down a fucking birthday ballon with a multi-million dollar laser - JFC I want off Mr toads wild ride
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 202d
If I had one of those lasers, trying it out on some balloons is probably the first thing I'd do XD
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d
You monster
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 202d
They would be bought for the purpose, not someone else's =)
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 202d
That’s what a monster would say! Jk
Aeao@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 203d
There’s a song about that!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 203d
🔊🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von neunundneunzig Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von neunundneunzig Luftballons Und, dass so was von so was kommt
You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn 'Til one by one they were gone Back at base bugs in the software Flash the message: "something's out there!" Floating in the summer sky Ninety-nine red balloons go by
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d
"It's all over and I'm standin' pretty In this dust that was a city If I could find a souvenir Just to prove the world was here And here is a red balloon I think of you, and let it go"....
Such a surprisingly depressing song if you've only heard the original and you don't speak German
Aeao@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d
The English translation isn’t exactly optimistic.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 202d
Furbag@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 202d
So the narrative the other day was drug cartels were swarming the airport with drones and that's why they had to shut it down.
Was that a total fabrication to cover for this obvious false positive?
Also answers my question for "How come nobody has drone bombed you-know-who yet?"
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 202d
Yes, this administration produces wild lies constantly.
Just about everyone dislikes bureaucracy even if it is honest and trustworthy.
On the other hand, everyone hates a lying and corrupt bureaucracy. I guess making everyone hate the government is code for MAGA.
Make the government fail and then triumphantly point out you said it would fail. Yeah, because you fucking made it fail you dimwit.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 202d
Orange McRapepedo can only chase the latest shiny trophy or bribe that gets dangled in front of pig eyes, but don't mistake him for the incompetence of everyone. JD Couchfucker and the scum like him would absolutely continue dismantling the government, not out of stupidity but so they can sell off the broken scraps to the tech sociopath oligarchs.
"Oh damn, looks like government healthcare doesn't work, guess we should put Tim Apple in charge of iHealth. Looks like social security money isn't being distributed efficiently, let's set everyone up in Sauron Thiel's Palantir database so things work more smoothly. Education results continue to decline after a pedo protector from the WWE couldn't run things? Obviously Cuckerberg already has the infrastructure to get everyone into a controlled virtual learning environment, and recess can be spent playing games with loot boxes."
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d
The Department of Misinformation wants to hear more about your Loot Box Learning program. After they merge with Roblox and Grok AI they are going to need visionaries like you. People who are not afraid to ask the tough question our children deserve to hear like was the Holocaust even real?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 202d
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 202d
Hello? Nena? You're not gonna believe this... 🎈
Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 202d
Legendary reference pull
Slovene@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 203d
I'm surprised Faux "news" didn't claim it was in the possession of the same jewish group that uses space lasers to start forest fires.
redsand@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 203d
Lol. Reflective balloons can defeat that multi million dollar piece of shit. Wonder how it does in the rain
ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 202d
Has anyone considered how this might interfere with the rapture?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 202d
I love the implications of getting to shoot uncle Glenn with a laser again on his way to meet his maker
Dasus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 201d
I love the implication that the Rapture happens via balloons and harnesses.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 202d
the administration when it comes to birthday celebrations:
the administration when it comes to abducting children from schools because they're not white:
the administration when they see a child
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 203d
These guys been watching too much IT, thinking balloons are the enemy.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 202d
Typical Derry folks: fearing everything to the point of joining a redhead clown
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 203d
Imagine what they'll do to rogue piñatas.
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 202d
NinjaKiwi better take notes for a new Bloons tower lmao
altphoto@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 202d
We got the UFO!
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 202d
Damn, maga fascist are now shooting down illegal aliens
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 202d
I’m surprised they didn’t just lie and call it a drug lord spy balloon.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 202d
They would have, but it was a standard white birthday boy. If it had been a Latino kid, watch out!
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 1 pts · 201d
A white kid? In El Paso? I have my doubts.
ulterno@programming.dev · 0 pts · 202d
Maybe the family that propped the balloon was too rich to silence using ICE?
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 202d
Are we possibly actually entering into a Gilead situation with DHS scooping up military assets?
yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 202d
Possibly, actually, and other adverbs.
mvirts@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 202d
DoD tackles air pollution
nosuchanon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 202d
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ChineseSpyWeatherBirthday Balloon”brendansimms@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 202d
just cover your drones in mirrors ciattbabingboomdone
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 202d
We need no longer fear the birthday balloon. (With apologies to Seth)