Jolly good, that would already be very close to what I'm hoping hear which is that I am in fact talking to the time travelling device and that its proprietor has gone missing for exactly those wibbly wobbly reasons.
::: spoiler ⌛
(This shit writes itself, I swear, if you fuck this up....)
:::
Don't go back too far! People from 1000 years ago or even probably just 250 years ago will probably die from your modern germs, causing a history changing plague if it spreads!
Unless you have some sort of all purpose antibacterial/viral gel to be applied sexily to each other's skin under black light before and after contact. Then do go ahead.
inquire if they can take me with them. Going on a dr who adventure sounds like a grand old time. Plus would be amazing to access future medical technology.
you’re a dumbass, eat some mints in the future and go back, cause a fucking paradox of knowing what’s gonna happen in the future, then don’t eat mints after you did in the future.
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Lumidaub@feddit.org · 25 pts · 209d
"Why the fuck do you look like Billie Piper?"
palordrolap@fedia.io · 7 pts · 209d
Blame the time vortex and an information paradox called Bad Wolf.
- or "wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff" if you prefer.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 209d
Jolly good, that would already be very close to what I'm hoping hear which is that I am in fact talking to the time travelling device and that its proprietor has gone missing for exactly those wibbly wobbly reasons.
::: spoiler ⌛ (This shit writes itself, I swear, if you fuck this up....) :::
scytale@piefed.zip · 23 pts · 209d
Save the goddamn gorilla. Maybe things would be better.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 209d
Save the gorilla, save the world!
Lets_Disco@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 209d
Lol Heroes reference?
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 209d
There are dozens of us, dozens!
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 209d
By Harambe, I think they're onto something!
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 209d
And the weasel, just to be safe.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 209d
Don't go back too far! People from 1000 years ago or even probably just 250 years ago will probably die from your modern germs, causing a history changing plague if it spreads!
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 5 pts · 209d
Unless you have some sort of all purpose antibacterial/viral gel to be applied sexily to each other's skin under black light before and after contact. Then do go ahead.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d
With COVID around, I could see as little as 10-15 years
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 209d
"You're really bad at this"
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 209d
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
(ah forgot: and your time machine)unknown@piefed.social · 8 pts · 209d
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 209d
"Have you watched looper?"
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 209d
The best part is that if time travel is ever invented then it already has been.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 209d
Toes@ani.social · 4 pts · 209d
inquire if they can take me with them. Going on a dr who adventure sounds like a grand old time. Plus would be amazing to access future medical technology.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 209d
How would we know?
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d
"Lemme get some of that time machine."
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d
Have you gone to see the dinosaurs yet? No?
Okay, then are you going to go see the dinosaurs after this?
bufalo1973@piefed.social · 3 pts · 209d
Go back and kill Abraham. Let's see if it changes history for the better.
Or at least stop him from creating a religion from his schizophrenia.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 209d
You toy with powers greater than any God, Jesus christ where are you getting the energy from?
Asafum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d
Find that fish that crawled out of the ocean and evolved into us and kick it back in. None of this is worth it, we might be happier as dolphins.
palordrolap@fedia.io · 6 pts · 209d
Dolphins evolved from land mammals just like we did. Kick that fish and there won't be any dolphins.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d
Hmmm... Seems the dolphins really were the smart ones after all, they went back.
susi7802@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 209d
Not so sure
callyral@pawb.social · 3 pts · 209d
So, how's your grandpa?
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 209d
“Why are you back, I’ve already talked to you. Were you too late?”
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 209d
"Gimme that time machine, fool!"
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 209d
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 209d
Surely the original timeline wasn't worse than this?
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d
Can I have a go?
West_of_West@piefed.social · 2 pts · 209d
"Why are you coming after me? I've done nothing!"
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 209d
Yet
lehan0172648@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d
Wrongdoer; it might be harmful. Time travel brings injustice.
WiseFirefighter7299@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 209d
you’re a dumbass, eat some mints in the future and go back, cause a fucking paradox of knowing what’s gonna happen in the future, then don’t eat mints after you did in the future.