I've been near smashed by so many cunts not stopping for trams in the past few weeks. Yesterday the driver got off and started yelling at people, it was majestic!
Oh dear, startled a homeless man in my elevator on the way out for groceries. I think this happened earlier in the week too, I passed two police officers in my buildings lobby at around 715am earlier this week. Plus a month or two ago I came across a clearly drug affected man lying in the elevator in the morning... Our building needs a swipe card to get into after hours so idk how it's happening. We're not in a dodgy location either.
This morning the man said "sorry, I do apologise", and scuttled out of the elevator with a plastic bag with items in it, but that was on my 10th floor... I waited at the tram stop for my tram in view of the building for the next 5 mins and didn't see him exit. I wonder if he'll be there when I get back.
Any sensitive skin will taste the spicy. The spices even speed up your digestion because you're intestines taste them. It's not that curries make people shit themselves, it's that people aren't used to the spice and fiber (lentils) to their body works to get it out faster.
PSA for anyone doing meal planning today: Pancake Tuesday is this week, giving you the opportunity to indulge in as many pancakes as you like without anyone questioning your meal choices.
For anyone wanting the ultimate pancake challenge I have managed pancakes for all three meals one year. Sweet pancakes for breakfast, Japanese vegetable pancakes (okinomiaki) for lunch and filled savoury crepes for dinner.
I've just finished making a batch of cheese, bacon, and spring onion pikelets that ended up about three times thicker than regular pancakes, and they've already started to disappear ...
My Dad was in his teens, and we’ve had a chat about what he remembers - he’s the one that taught me the little jingle, and taught me to do old-money sums using the bag of old coins his Mum still kept to use in the Christmas pudding! - but I didn’t realise you were near that vintage too.
It was a lizard on the 2c and some sort of little possum on the 1c, if I recall
I dunno if I'm weird or not but at the end of an asian inspired dish and there's a small pea or little bit of carrot whatever left I'll spend about 5 mins trying to pick it up w/ the sticks.
I bought a Digimon tote bag for my girlfriend and holy shit I think this is the best tote bag I've ever seen. It has double layered canvas on the sides so they're nice and thick, and a generous gusset in the middle. This thing can stand up on its own with a few things in there
Lawn is mown. Clothes washing is on. Dishwashing was delayed as I forgot to turn it on last night so had to run it this morning, then I forgot that had happened and added more dirty things, so now the dishwasher is on again.
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LowExperience2368@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 194d
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
My parents did it recently too. The whole way has a metal path so it's an easy walk. Just wear a good hat that can stand up to some wind
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
awesome 👍
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 194d
I love when drivers go through red lights at pedestrian crossings and almost hit me.
The next cunt that does it is getting dragged out of his fucking car.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 194d
I've been near smashed by so many cunts not stopping for trams in the past few weeks. Yesterday the driver got off and started yelling at people, it was majestic!
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 194d
Today's adventures in perimenopause/life in 2026....I could not remember my own phone number. Got there in the end at least but seriously....
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Solidarity Sista. Yesterday I hot flushed in aldi so I stuck my head in the freezer.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 194d
Morning guys. Moderately well rested, and contemplating making pancakes
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 194d
Oh dear, startled a homeless man in my elevator on the way out for groceries. I think this happened earlier in the week too, I passed two police officers in my buildings lobby at around 715am earlier this week. Plus a month or two ago I came across a clearly drug affected man lying in the elevator in the morning... Our building needs a swipe card to get into after hours so idk how it's happening. We're not in a dodgy location either.
This morning the man said "sorry, I do apologise", and scuttled out of the elevator with a plastic bag with items in it, but that was on my 10th floor... I waited at the tram stop for my tram in view of the building for the next 5 mins and didn't see him exit. I wonder if he'll be there when I get back.
Edit: I'm back and didn't see him
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 194d
Ah, you’re having my usual experience
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 194d
the young Seagoons have moved into their new home
we all hugged and were a little teary when they said goodbye
I'm so lucky to have had them here, they really are a joy. 🥰🥹
they now live 10 mins by car, 20 by bus and we will see them often 🥰
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
I'm so happy for you 😍
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 194d
What is the evolutionary advantage of my butthole being able to taste spicy....?
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
You could probably light a smoke like a car cigarette lighter.
Wait. Taste?
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
It doesn't get the garlic, onion, capsicum, sugar, vinegar... Just the spicy. Pretty annoying
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
Right. Got it now. Spicy punches all the others out of the way.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
This is also why I like to eat ass, what a conundrum.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
You should order that for breakfast tomorrow.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
A spicier version of lick, sip, suck.
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Any sensitive skin will taste the spicy. The spices even speed up your digestion because you're intestines taste them. It's not that curries make people shit themselves, it's that people aren't used to the spice and fiber (lentils) to their body works to get it out faster.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
Maybe it's a 'don't eat that' reminder for anyone that didn't get the message the first time
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
it's one long poison detector from lips to bum
StudChud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
Taste whether it's a fart or a shart iirc
Edit: as with most biology, this function is never 100%
RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
PSA for anyone doing meal planning today: Pancake Tuesday is this week, giving you the opportunity to indulge in as many pancakes as you like without anyone questioning your meal choices.
For anyone wanting the ultimate pancake challenge I have managed pancakes for all three meals one year. Sweet pancakes for breakfast, Japanese vegetable pancakes (okinomiaki) for lunch and filled savoury crepes for dinner.
kruetz@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
I've just finished making a batch of cheese, bacon, and spring onion pikelets that ended up about three times thicker than regular pancakes, and they've already started to disappear ...
RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
That sounds like an interesting variation. Sort of a savoury muffin pikelet?
kruetz@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
Yeah, that's a good description. It's a variation on this recipe, based on the contents of our fridge.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-14/australia-marks-60-years-since-switching-to-decimal-currency/106328652
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
omg, I remember it
and I remember everyone loving our new coins because they had beautiful native animal designs
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Huh, you’re a little older than I thought.
My Dad was in his teens, and we’ve had a chat about what he remembers - he’s the one that taught me the little jingle, and taught me to do old-money sums using the bag of old coins his Mum still kept to use in the Christmas pudding! - but I didn’t realise you were near that vintage too.
It was a lizard on the 2c and some sort of little possum on the 1c, if I recall
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 194d
feathertail glider on the 1c, a frilled neck lizard on the two, echidna on the 5, lyrebird 10, platypus 20, the crest on the 50
I was 4.5 yrs and I have a good memory
Catfish@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
Someday I'll bother going through them to see if any have collectable dates
StudChud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
Who the fuck am I? What am I doing? What's going on?
Casually slips into Babylon 5
Who are you?
What do you want?
Why are you here?
Where are you going?
Do you have anything worth living for?
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
daiso time
does anyone want anything?
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
I dunno if I'm weird or not but at the end of an asian inspired dish and there's a small pea or little bit of carrot whatever left I'll spend about 5 mins trying to pick it up w/ the sticks.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
lol no that's cheating!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
ninjas
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 194d
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
More nori sheets. I’ve gone slightly nuts making onigiri
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Close enough!
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
A cute pink knife and cutting board set please
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
The most ridiculous Hello Kitty item available
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Soooo wrong. He loves it.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
Guns are the only item that Sanrio won't make, depict or sponsor.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
There are several weapons available, but yes the licensing seems dubious
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Nah I nabbed a bright scarf and a floor rug of perfect proportions from Vinnies so I am already ahead!
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
I hope you're having a good birthday weekend Spins, lovely weather for it.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Hell yeah :)
Catfish@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
Tonight we see Baldrick, what will he dig up this time?
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
Groceries, gym, clean house, feed various cats, dinner, night out!
Edit:
I slept in this morning and the strays were waiting for their dry food. I think they looked annoyed lol
Found Gibson's baby photo
Catfish@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
Um Gibs, that isn't a nap tray
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
She's always been a little goblin lol
calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
Does anyone know De La Soul here....? Perfect for my mood and jobs today.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
I do, been a while.
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Sure. Not a fav, but exists in memory
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
No night out tonight sadly, budget doesn't allow it.
Pretty disappointed tbh, but yeah it is what it is.
Fucking lame.
tone212_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 195d
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Good morning comrades
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
🫡 reporting for duty (coffee and shopping)
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Morning boss
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Snowboard cross should be a contact sport
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
I want to see some cross-over stuff.
Skiing down the the luge track
Skeleton off the big ski jump.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Watch the Paralympics, you’ll get to see people ski blind. Will that do?
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
You have vision.
Eagle@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
I'm sure i saw a clip the other day of ski ballet.....
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
I bought a Digimon tote bag for my girlfriend and holy shit I think this is the best tote bag I've ever seen. It has double layered canvas on the sides so they're nice and thick, and a generous gusset in the middle. This thing can stand up on its own with a few things in there
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 194d
🤣🥰🖖🖖🖖
bacon@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 194d
☕️
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 194d
Hi Chef! Can I have .... cheese tortellini in a tomatoey veal sauce? And a cup of coffee.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
I would like to steal one cheese tort, when it arrives.
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
🧀🥟 x 10 - one is never enough. Or you can freeze them if you wish for later.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
🧀🥟
🍅^🐄^🫕
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Thanks chef!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
tea and crumpets with butter and blackberry jam please
bacon@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
☕️🥯🧈⚫️🫐🍯
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
☕️🥯🧈⚫️🫐🍯
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 194d
Can I please have............ Veal tortellini in a cheesy tomato sauce?
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
^🐄^🥟
🧀🍅🫕
Catfish@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Another Sally special
bacon@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 194d
🍩
RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 194d
Lawn is mown. Clothes washing is on. Dishwashing was delayed as I forgot to turn it on last night so had to run it this morning, then I forgot that had happened and added more dirty things, so now the dishwasher is on again.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 194d
If you haven't encountered Steve Reich give him a crack: https://youtu.be/ZXJWO2FQ16c