c/lemmyshitpost · by TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 193dFirst dates POv: you're Iskaral Pust, meeting that witch Mogora for the first time 200 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 193d
Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn't the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That's how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You're a single father of millions.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 193d
Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d
^this guy eggsacs.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 193d
They say the average person swallows 3 spiders a year.
I think we're safe. I think WE don't swallow any spiders, but she's swallowed millions. So it skews the curve.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 193d
spiders georgina
AMoralNihilist@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 193d
Rare malazan reference in the wild
grranibal@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 193d
Glad to have just finished that book
TrackShovel@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 192d
I'm a big fan.
I didn't finish the series but got to the end of book 8.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d
Happy Black Valentine day.
Firoaren@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 193d
Hey, I think I saw that magnus archives epsiode