It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I've already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don't keep it to the one drink.
Ah yes, the College Sophomore technique: Don’t eat all day, so the party beer gets you absolutely wasted when you’re drinking on an empty stomach. That’s just efficient use of resources.
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Sarcasmo@piefed.social · 123 pts · 222d
frog@feddit.uk · 72 pts · 222d
Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 222d
The fat comes right off.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 221d
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 222d
The calories don't count if I pass out before I log them.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 221d
I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 221d
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects...
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 221d
Or you could get aides
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 221d
A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don't have that kind of money.
amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 222d
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
kilgore_trout@feddit.it · 36 pts · 221d
AI dietologist 🔥
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 221d
LLM-fueled?
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 222d
Are they counting with the calories from the alcohol itself?
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 222d
Hey, if you eat nothing while bing drinking you can keep calories low :)
toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d
Calories and thiamine both!
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 222d
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I've already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don't keep it to the one drink.
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 221d
This feels illegal
mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 221d
I assure you it's perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.
18107@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 222d
Could it be that you forget to write down calories after a sufficient amount of alcohol?
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 222d
Sowreee ofeesir, I'm on diet
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 222d
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 221d
Ah yes, the College Sophomore technique: Don’t eat all day, so the party beer gets you absolutely wasted when you’re drinking on an empty stomach. That’s just efficient use of resources.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 222d
Alcohol makes me eat more
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 222d
Isn't alcohol digested as sugar?
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 222d
mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 221d
So you're saying alcohol is healthier than fat...
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 221d
Actually fat can help you feel full quicker and then eat less overall
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 216d
Also, the whole myelin sheath thing.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 221d
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
This idea brought to you by ChatGPT
Aeao@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 221d
“Have you considered cocaine?”
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 5 pts · 222d
Whiskey, the social laxative hero we all wanted, but didn’t know we needed.
heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 222d
lol. You should get rid of this app.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 222d
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 222d
Big brain. Huuuge brain. Big ol' bulbous throbbing pulsating brain time.
londos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 221d
https://youtu.be/WM273cwMuQI
Classic so old I don't even think it does the rounds anymore
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 221d
"You should my calorie intake on the days I smoke crack!"
AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 221d
when your nutrition app has a contract with Suntory
dbtng@eviltoast.org · 2 pts · 222d
Yes. Ok. Let's do that.