Hacked Printer Rule

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snoons@lemmy.ca · 75 pts · 205d

What a nice person. Freaky, but nice.

whysteria@piefed.blahaj.zone · 62 pts · 205d

i believe in horny furry benevolence

CarrieForle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 205d (8 replies)

Joke asides, why would you open ports on your printer?

SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca · 58 pts · 205d (4 replies)

My guess is that something (printer or related software) forward the ports automatically with UPnP, which many people don’t even realize is enabled on their router.

CarrieForle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Could you elaborate more? My printer doesn't use internet at all and I would just plugg that into my laptop whenever I want to print.

Dojan@pawb.social · 39 pts · 205d (1 reply)

A lot of modern printers are hooked up to your router either via cable or WiFi rather than directly to your computer.

UPnP stands for Universal Plug and Play. It allows devices on a network to find each other easier. In some cases, UPnP can also do port forwarding to let external devices or services access your network easier. It’s not that uncommon in say video games where different video game clients need to talk to one another.

I’m honestly not sure why a printer would do that. Incompetent or malicious printer manufacturers perhaps. There is plenty of proof for the latter.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 4 pts · 205d

I'm not really a networking goddess but I think having ports open to VPN traffic is a good idea.

SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 205d

That’s safest for sure. Many printers can connect to the local network so that anyone on the same network can print to them. Some broadcast that service locally so that computers (with the correct software support) automatically detect them, though some don’t. Either way, the actual printing is done by sending data to a local port on the printer (targeted by IP address).

UPnP is a protocol that (in this context) lets devices on a local network request the router to forward Internet traffic on a certain port to a local device’s port. So rather than just local network devices being able to send print jobs, anyone on the internet could. It’s commonly used for web services or multiplayer video games.

Draconic_NEO@pawb.social · 5 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Beats me, I don't even have networking set up on my printer. I just use a USB cable. I actually have one of those fancy cables which has a split end with a USB A cable and a USB C cable so I can unplug my PC and plug in my printer to my phone if I want.

CarrieForle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 205d

Same. My printer probably doesn't have internet capability. It has a USB A cable that I can just plug into. Simple, and it does its job well.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d

I haven't owned a printer in 20+ years, so I'm no expert, but maybe they come by default as open?

Dojan@pawb.social · 24 pts · 205d (6 replies)

This (very explicit) image has some funny comments related to this over at the MSG site.

I love the internet.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 205d (5 replies)

Oooo what could I search for to find it?

Dojan@pawb.social · 7 pts · 205d (4 replies)

Artist is Sepiaflux, post ID is 4681316.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Bless you. Love the comments bahahaha.

Edit: I totally have that fluffy boi’s dong in my bad dragon collection lawl

Second edit: nah I have some similar ones, but that looks closest to a Kelvin and I never ended up snagging one of those.

Dojan@pawb.social · 5 pts · 205d (2 replies)

Didn’t know they had a model like that. I picked up a Knorse from Weredog recently. Turns out that particular model got so popular they got backlogged. 😞

Noja@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 204d (1 reply)

The one I wanted has 4-6 months delivery time lol (nyoon coffee)

Dojan@pawb.social · 1 pts · 204d

I'd never heard of these guys before. The Ryu looks interesting! Nice with another company based in Europe too, and it sounds like their business is going well. Will keep my eyes peeled!

ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social · 18 pts · 204d (4 replies)

Uncensored version.

Art by Sepiaflux.

Link: https://e621.net/posts/4681316 (NSFW)

Post source (Reddit), alternate frontend

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 204d (2 replies)

wait you can add people on signal without using a phone number? how have i only found this out now

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 8 pts · 204d (1 reply)

Yeah for a while now. Still need one to sign-up tho.

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 204d

You can use a burner phone number.

Threema iirc allows you to do without a phone number altogether.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d
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glitchdx@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 205d (4 replies)

imma need a link to the sauce for that art

ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social · 6 pts · 204d (1 reply)
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 193d

oh this link is even better than the other one! fuck yeah

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 205d (1 reply)
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 204d

oh hells yeah

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 205d (4 replies)

I don't have a printer anymore and honestly, most come with features I'm absolutely not interested in.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 205d (2 replies)

You mean you don't like subscribing to HP so they can disable your printer if you don't pay up?

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 205d (1 reply)

That's one of them, I don't want a printer with WiFI either. I'll just connect it up to my computer directly preferably.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 204d

My printer is Wifi and I appreciate it because sometimes I need to print something from my phone.

Draconic_NEO@pawb.social · 5 pts · 204d

If you can find a basic model without the extra garbage it's good to have. Though I admit I don't print things very often these days.