There's literally no way to know. Anything that you could normally write off as an insane thing that no politician, let alone world leader, would say, this man will, and probably had said

bless@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 184d

Many such edits!

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 185d

Sometime last week, the line from Ice Age 3 came to my mind.

Its a boy!

That's its tail....

Its a girl!

I guess that memory was here to line up with me seeing this post

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 59 pts · 185d (3 replies)

"Jesus fucking Christ, are you pregnant?!"

"..................................No?"

"Why are you giving me blue cupcakes?"

".........Cause I'm trans?"

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 185d

Presumably dad was relieved.

Having your kid tell you he's a boy shouldn't be a surprise if you talk to them and are paying attention. Them being pregnant unexpectedly, that can be a shock.

salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 184d (1 reply)

"Hi trans, I'm dad"

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 6 pts · 184d

The most appropriate Dad response to your child coming out as trans.

CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social · 48 pts · 185d (1 reply)

That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 185d

The "door in the face" technique

laserm@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 184d (2 replies)

That would've sucked. He would have to go to the boynecologist to get a boybortion

Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 184d (1 reply)

aboytion

MaybeNaught@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 184d

Aboitions are what prohibition-era goilfriends got for unwanted pregnancies.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 185d (2 replies)

Preganant?

Siethron@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 184d (1 reply)

Gregnart

ickplant@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 184d

How is babby formed?

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 184d (1 reply)

This is genuinely what I thought gender reveal parties were - though that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 184d

hough that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.

looking at the current poilitical landscape, I can imagine a few ways of people dying

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 185d (11 replies)

mr , draw him pregnant

edit: this is a threat. give me an image and i will actually draw the person pregnant.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 185d (8 replies)

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 184d (4 replies)

here you go, no ai, just paper and pen as god intended

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 184d

This is glorious. So many details to take in; handsome squidward, SpongeBob’s expression, Gary’s eyelashes, how dainty and peaceful little fetus plankton looks.

Your contribution to humanity will not be forgotten. I will never unsee this thing I have explicitly asked for and my day is genuinely richer for it. Thank you 🙏

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 184d

Hahahhaa yours is so much better, it has deep lore.

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 184d (1 reply)

This is one of the worst things I've ever seen, I applaud you wholeheartedly. Very well done. Get the fuck off my forums

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 184d

There's also loss in there, in case you want to feel it even worse.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 185d (2 replies)

Not op, but I got you fam. Pregnant spongebob on maternity leave.