c/memes · by mr_might44@lemmy.world · 198d

The green lean mean killing machine

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43345521

Context: after eating a death cap (Amanita phalloides), you'd notice a few of the symptoms at first, but these usually resolve after a day or two. After this, you'll enter a latent phase where you feel fine, but your liver and kidneys slowly start to fail. By the time you notice, it's usually already too late.

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29 Comments

CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 45 pts · 198d (29 replies)

I don't eat mushrooms, I'm safe.

tomiant@piefed.social · 24 pts · 198d (27 replies)

Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms.

Linktank@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 198d (24 replies)

No.

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 198d (23 replies)

You downvoted me and said no?

Why?

You can't possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms.

Do you possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms?

Why?

Linktank@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 198d (19 replies)

How can you possibly care so much about the fact that I don't agree with you? How can you possibly give so much of a crap about a single downvote? I absolutely feel this strongly about how mushrooms are garbage food made of garbage fungus.

More for the rest of you.

Agrivar@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 198d (1 reply)

100% agree with ya mate! Mushrooms are not fit for consumption - although I'll choke down the trippy ones in a pinch - and I can't understand people who enjoy them.

Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 197d

You just have to prepare them right, the maillard on those puppies is insane 🤤

kinsnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 198d (3 replies)

so you don't only dislike common mushrooms (fair, you eat what you want) but now the whole Fungi kingdom is garbage?

Linktank@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 198d (2 replies)

To me it is. Give me one and I'll show you what I do with it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 198d

This is gonna be one of those weird sex things isn't it

rogsson@piefed.social · 0 pts · 198d (3 replies)

NO SIR. YOU TOO SHALL EAT THEM FUNGUS WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Come to think of it, I’m not sure why I’m shouting. Guess I wanted attention. I have no friends. Oh well. Good day good sir!

Linktank@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 198d (2 replies)

Attention seeker yells and tells others what to do, proclaims lack of friends. More at 11.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d

Careful, he might become president and fuck everything up for all of us.

tomiant@piefed.social · 0 pts · 198d (8 replies)

Whoa.

Whooooooa there buddy.

Calm down little friend.

Eeeasy now.

Noone's gonna hurtya.

Now show me on the doll where the mushroom touched you.

Linktank@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 198d (1 reply)