This is absolutely a shitpost. Send to someone who needs to hear it.

Definition of shitpost: Shitposting refers to the act of posting low-quality, off-topic, or intentionally absurd content online—such as memes, nonsensical text, or provocative remarks—with the primary goal of derailing discussions, provoking reactions, or causing confusion with minimal effort. This is provocative and means to cause confusion, discussions, reaction with minimal effort.

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24 Comments

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 190d (4 replies)

You can say shit, but not ass?

wittycomputer@feddit.org · 13 pts · 190d (3 replies)

Exactly. That's my line. As soon as it exits the butthole, you can name it.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 190d (1 reply)

So where does douche fit in your system?

j4yc33@piefed.social · 2 pts · 190d

They already said as soon as it exits the butthole, you can name it.

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 188d

but shit inside your ass is still shit

i'm no shitologist, is there magma-lava equivalent for shit?

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 190d

Being nice? Literally impossible. Luckily I prefer to self deprecate

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 190d

Be an asshole IRL, instead 😈

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 6 pts · 190d

I point to this one often:

stochasticity@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d (1 reply)

I'm not sure how lemmy works, how can I page all LoL players?

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d

LoL gets boys riled up like any other team game but without the potential for physical confrontation present IRL people just run their mouths. 🤷

realitista@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 190d (2 replies)

Why does it have tire tracks on it?

wittycomputer@feddit.org · 6 pts · 190d (1 reply)

it was a shadow of a wooden texture, i liked the pic, made it in 3 minutes. Not too much thought, just shitposting.

realitista@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 190d

Oh I thought the kind person got run over by a drunk driver.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d (1 reply)

1000003111

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d

j4yc33@piefed.social · 3 pts · 190d (1 reply)

I like any shitpost that comes with a dissertation defending that it is, in fact, a shitpost.

wittycomputer@feddit.org · 2 pts · 190d

People on Lemmy just fight, man. I guess I tried to save them some spit.

AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 190d

But I'm right and they are wrong on this particularly trivial topic. I need to feel like I did everything in my power to make sure they know how wrong they are.

endless_nameless@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d (2 replies)

But I don't want to be nice to strangers on the internet, I want to take it out on you cause I can't take it out on people in real life

Bababasti@feddit.org · 2 pts · 190d (1 reply)

But I’m a person in real life too?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d

no you're not. you're a bot!

jambudz@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 188d

You’re not my dad

mr_anny@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 190d

asshole, it says asshole

Censorship isn't very friendly.

DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 190d

I mean you called for it: f u. Ppl can be nice on the internet