c/lemmyshitpost · by MTZ@lemmy.world · 170dI missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes? Anyone want to bring me up to speed?? 🤔 90 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Asafum@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 170d
"I fixed the economy. You're all rich now."
"Iran is going to kill us all if you don't let me glass the whole area for
Isrealour safety.""The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America."
"Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It's too much winning for them."
MTZ@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 170d
Thanks for the update, g.
Lioffproxy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 170d
That's actually not bad. Lol
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 170d
Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.”
The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 170d
Goddamn.😐
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 170d
MTZ@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 170d
100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 170d
MTZ@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 170d
Niiiiiice.
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Let me know how it goes brah!!
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 170d
For sure dude! Go for it yooo
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 36 pts · 170d
You saw plenty of asshole doing what you did instead. I think you're caught up without even realizing.
nocklobster@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 170d
MTZ@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 170d
That's my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol. I wish I could give you like 6 upvotez.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 169d
Which series is that?
MTZ@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 169d
It's from Family Guy.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 170d
75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I'm not sure how Putin put up with it.
At least, that's what I'm presuming, i didn't watch.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 170d
Was there a lot of teeth action?
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 170d
No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 170d
Now there's a sentence I wish I could un-read.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 170d
Was there any exposed cliteratii? Or fine bitches with fat asses? Or fat bitches with fine asses?
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 170d
No. Just children
mech@feddit.org · 17 pts · 170d
Nah, you basically got the same experience.
bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 170d
better to listen to 108 minutes of fart noises
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 170d
Your experience was likely less miserable.
Redstone1@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 170d
Well. Thats a sentence. 😆
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · -6 pts · 170d
If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects... Something about politics...
MTZ@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 170d
Anything political even remotely involving this administration is automatically a shitpost. I don't make the rules. 🤷
Redstone1@lemmings.world · 14 pts · 170d
I checked the side bar nd it says-
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Sounds like this is the perfect sub!