uhn 🥺

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morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 59 pts · 161d (4 replies)

try {
    anal();
} catch() {
    std();
}

sidelove@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 161d (2 replies)

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    die('wear a condom next time');
}

That's legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    loop {
        sleep(1000000000);
        if HIV.has_cure {break}
    }
}

Luccus@feddit.org · 4 pts · 160d

I will use this to make my code unattractive for AI.

Speiser0@feddit.org · 32 pts · 161d

KISS in unsafe blocks does make sense.

baduhai@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Pregnant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think that's the result of dependency injection.

Laser@feddit.org · 20 pts · 161d

👉👈

uWu what’s this?

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 161d (5 replies)

The unsafe rust keyword basically just lets you declare a scope in which some memory checks do not need to pass for the program to compile.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses.

^me.^ ^I'm^ ^talking^ ^about^ ^me^

Why?

They like to live ~~dangerously~~ unsafely

vithigar@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 161d

Also exists in C#, where it allows you to use pointers.

Nah I know I was just shitposting lol

:3 idk should we try the unsafe code?

Jayjader@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 160d

You can use me after free() all you want, babe

It would turn into a prince! An unstable prince of undefined behavior.

Reply hazy, try again.

(eventually something will catch)

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