I have an HP iPAQ PDA that also has dome buttons and can emulate the Game Boy or NES, as well as play native games (Chuzzle, Bejeweled, Solitaire, Freecell, Kevtris, SimCity 2000). Mine just barely lacks the RAM to allocate a 4MB block for a WAD (supplying a smaller WAD doesn't help) so I can't play Chocolate DOOM. Maybe a repartitioning hack (allowing installation to SD) or one that deletes system programs (such as Calculator, Pocket Word or IE) could help? (The "storage" is a flexible RAMdisk, and running the battery down or just unplugging the charger when a key is pressed down erases everything in it, the system then reinstalls from ROM and all but the SD contents is lost. At least with a third-party registry editor, I can restore settings in minutes. So yeah, freeing some of the 16MB storage could yield enough RAM.)
Anyways, as LGR says about his (pretty much the same as mine but with built-in Wi-Fi that doesn't need an SDIO card), the buttons just suck. But it's mostly due to poor layout (thumbs too close, OK key protruding from the D-pad) and lack of rollover (only pressing the leftmost and rightmost keys has an action: on battery power, it clears RAM and disables all functionality until the charger is connected: does it short the battery??), I suppose the N-Gage solved both issues and dome buttons aren't inherently bad.
Yeah, the ergonomics weren't an issue for me with the n-gage, apart from the slightly awkard speaker position, but that was easy to work around.
I also remember being pleasantly surprised by the battery life.
You could download great apps and games on the high seas (not saying I did).
It was a great phone for the time. I still have mine in a drawer somewhere, I have to dig it out to see if it still works.
Oh! I thought the ⑤ and ⑦ keys were so that the user puts their index and middle fingers there to recreate the gesture in OP's image but now I see the key rows themselves resembling the fingers.
Does goatse still exist online?? I have a friend that is “out of the loop” as it were, and I searched and searched but I couldn’t find the OG image online anywhere!
My midwife was telling me she went camping inside the goatse guys asshole once and there was plenty of room for her tent and plenty of gas for having a fire. She said the hikes weren't great though, too mucky and stinky. She said next time she'll bring boots but I think he died so there's no more goatse camping excursions.
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GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 97 pts · 185d
Fuck nestle
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 57 pts · 185d
That's what it's prepping for, yes.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 185d
Correct
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 185d
You say nestle, I say goatse.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 68 pts · 184d
Ew, this is disgusting!
Can you imagine buying a Nestle product? Gross!
als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 60 pts · 184d
pringus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 184d
oh my god it took me until now to notice
4am@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 184d
Oh. Oh nooooooooooooo 😦
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 184d
The highlighted ⑦ key?
dedst@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
5 and 7 were used for games. I used to run a gameboy emulator on mine to play pokemon games in class. Good times.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 183d
I have an HP iPAQ PDA that also has dome buttons and can emulate the Game Boy or NES, as well as play native games (Chuzzle, Bejeweled, Solitaire, Freecell, Kevtris, SimCity 2000). Mine just barely lacks the RAM to allocate a 4MB block for a WAD (supplying a smaller WAD doesn't help) so I can't play Chocolate DOOM. Maybe a repartitioning hack (allowing installation to SD) or one that deletes system programs (such as Calculator, Pocket Word or IE) could help? (The "storage" is a flexible RAMdisk, and running the battery down or just unplugging the charger when a key is pressed down erases everything in it, the system then reinstalls from ROM and all but the SD contents is lost. At least with a third-party registry editor, I can restore settings in minutes. So yeah, freeing some of the 16MB storage could yield enough RAM.)
Anyways, as LGR says about his (pretty much the same as mine but with built-in Wi-Fi that doesn't need an SDIO card), the buttons just suck. But it's mostly due to poor layout (thumbs too close, OK key protruding from the D-pad) and lack of rollover (only pressing the leftmost and rightmost keys has an action: on battery power, it clears RAM and disables all functionality until the charger is connected: does it short the battery??), I suppose the N-Gage solved both issues and dome buttons aren't inherently bad.
dedst@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
Yeah, the ergonomics weren't an issue for me with the n-gage, apart from the slightly awkard speaker position, but that was easy to work around. I also remember being pleasantly surprised by the battery life.
You could download great apps and games on the high seas (not saying I did).
It was a great phone for the time. I still have mine in a drawer somewhere, I have to dig it out to see if it still works.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
It kinda looks like goatse.
If you're not sure what that is, you have to decide if you want that cursed knowledge.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 183d
Oh! I thought the ⑤ and ⑦ keys were so that the user puts their index and middle fingers there to recreate the gesture in OP's image but now I see the key rows themselves resembling the fingers.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 185d
I'm pretty sure the designer knew what they were doing.
🫱🕳️🫲
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 184d
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 29 pts · 184d
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 184d
Kremit..! Not in public..
HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 184d
4am@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 184d
Fuck Drake tho fr
HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 182d
I mean, yeah, that's fine. Still a good meme template.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 19 pts · 184d
Nestle? That’s
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 184d
Does goatse still exist online?? I have a friend that is “out of the loop” as it were, and I searched and searched but I couldn’t find the OG image online anywhere!
I’m going to regret asking this, I’m sure.
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 184d
This is not a direct link, but a wiki with a list of mirrors, several of which are offline.
https://wiki.w9cr.net/index.php/Goatse.cx_Mirrors
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 184d
Thanks I think
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 184d
I think you could buy pixels of goatse as NFTs for a while.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 184d
The hornyposts continue until morale improves
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 184d
If anything tears then you're doing something wrong
cm0002@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 185d
Oh no, I'm not falling for that again lmfao
Reiterate9120@lemmy.org · 7 pts · 183d
Fuck nestle
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 185d
My midwife was telling me she went camping inside the goatse guys asshole once and there was plenty of room for her tent and plenty of gas for having a fire. She said the hikes weren't great though, too mucky and stinky. She said next time she'll bring boots but I think he died so there's no more goatse camping excursions.
4am@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 184d
I went hiking up The Giver but half the expedition died and we had to leave their bodies
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 184d
A lot of people have tried to walk a mile in my shoes, but have you tried to fuck a Milo in them?
CPMSP@midwest.social · 6 pts · 184d
Enjoy all 12 pixels
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 184d
12556532, aka 12 million 556 thousand 532
2^2^ × 457 × 6869 are the prime factors.
It has 2 representations as a sum of 2 squares:
1814^2^ + 3044^2^ and 2164^2^ + 2806^2^
And it's even.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 184d
I just... Am in awe.
frank@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 184d
How did you know to check this for the lot code?
tryagain@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 183d
This artist knew EXACTLY what they were drawing. Bravo!
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 185d
Poke the hole out. Let it breathe.
wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 184d
That chocolate is the GOAT(se)!
bomberesque@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
My Goatse-sense is tingling...
sunbytes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 182d
I should call her...
Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 184d
I mean that's one way to do an episiotomy, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Arcadeep@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 184d
:(
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 184d
Milo 😏😏