It's prehensile, so more like an elephant's trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it's expensive with tailors and I'm really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don't get me started with elevators.
Amusing thought, but I don't think most women can lick their own pussies either, and they (in general) don't seem to be as fucked up as men (in general) are . . .
31 Comments
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 186d
Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 186d
Stop shattering my dreams!!!!
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 186d
You say that like it's a bad thing
ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 186d
Hehehe
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 186d
You guys can't suck you own dicks?
Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 186d
Look, guy has grown a tail!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 186d
It's prehensile, so more like an elephant's trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it's expensive with tailors and I'm really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don't get me started with elevators.
froh42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 185d
Eating in public must be really weird for you.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 184d
Fine for me. Weird for everyone else.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 162d
"And during the difficult parts of my life, where were you then Jesus?"
"That was when I carried you.
And that was difficult, you see, because I had to let go of my big-ass cock and let it drag in the sand"
-Footprints (and more) in the sand
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 186d
I don't know. I think if we could all do that we'd just have new problems, like never leaving the house.
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 186d
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 186d
You don't have to do it in your home.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 186d
Seems impolite to do it in public.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 162d
Seems impolite to NOT do it in public, if you ask me
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 186d
Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.
Strider@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 186d
Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.
(Also some positives. Don't quote me on this)
Janx@piefed.social · 3 pts · 186d
I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.
EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it's a parental feature on their device.
ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 186d
What do you mean?
Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 186d
Maybe it's your instance, but it censored "dicks".
ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 186d
Oh it's the family phone, there's a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.
Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 186d
Ohhh, that makes a lot more sense!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 186d
I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷♂️
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 186d
Dong bong?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 186d
Hookahwck
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 186d
Technology makes all of our lives better!
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 186d
Yeah, like finding out you could didn't fuck anybody up...
Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 186d
In the shower?
Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 186d
I think testosterone has a lot to do with it. Anyone that started taking T can tell you that.
nisemikol@scribe.disroot.org · 1 pts · 185d
Amusing thought, but I don't think most women can lick their own pussies either, and they (in general) don't seem to be as fucked up as men (in general) are . . .
clubb@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 185d
You know, I've met enough assholes on both sides to disprove this argument. It really seems like people will be shit regardless of gender.
In conclusion, everyone should suck their own genitals!
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 186d
No