The Swedish language is onto something..

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cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 196d

In Denmark we also have

  • fartpilot
  • overfart
  • middelfart
  • fartkontrol
  • topfart
  • fartkamera
  • rumfart

I am sure that there are even more!

stoy@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 196d (3 replies)

You didn't even post the best ones:

Infart and Utfart

Epzillon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 196d

And the slutstation!

kindenough@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 196d (1 reply)
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Noja@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 196d

it's Ausfahrt

LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 196d (5 replies)

What level 5 fart would smell like?

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 26 pts · 196d (4 replies)

Not too bad. It's the maximum allowed in a public space. Definitely noticeable and unpleasant, but not going to ruin anyone's day, and the smell should fade fairly quickly.

The scale goes up to 10, and it's logarithmic. A level 6 -- not allowable in public -- is twice as bad as a level 5. A level 7 is twice as bad as a 6, and so on and so forth.

Level 8s and higher are considered to be medical emergencies.

Only three level 10s have been recorded in human history, two of which are disputed. The one level 10 we do have clear and unambiguous records of (from New Jersey in 1891) is said to have killed three people (including the perpetrator), a horse, and two cats.

mech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 196d

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sawdustprophet@midwest.social · 6 pts · 196d

The one level 10 we do have clear and unambiguous records of (from New Jersey in 1891) is said to have killed three people (including the perpetrator), a horse, and two cats.

I was expecting this to reference the Lake Nyos event.

LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 196d

Great humour! I'm hearing Sir David Attenborough whist reading lmao. But you have to take some time off from watching National Geographic Fartnnel

starik@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 196d
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jif@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 196d

I'd be arrested so fast

KiwiTB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 196d

It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell.

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 196d (2 replies)

Not Swedish btw.

katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Farthinder is, but the others aren't.

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 196d

True that.

PixellatedDave@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 196d

I think Sean Locke was a 4 but Maradona was a 5 because he won....

passenger@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 196d

Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 196d

🎶 I'm in love with the far, aart, hinderrr🎶

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 196d