How can I prove that potatoes lack the ability to think?

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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 171d

josephc@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 171d

Let's try a proof by contradiction: begin by assuming that potatoes have the ability to think, then derive a contradiction using logical inferences.

If a potato had the ability to think it would find my personality respulsive, as any thinking creature does.

If a potato found me repulsive, they would do everything in their power to locomote away from me, or at the least not attempt to take root.

Based on the potatoes that I purchased at the supermarket last week and forgot about, I can say that potatoes will attempt to take root in my presence, a fact incompatible with sentience. We've arrived at a contradiction, therefore potatoes lack sentience.

one_old_coder@piefed.social · 8 pts · 171d (1 reply)

Try to create a potato-powered AI. It will be as smart as the average human being.

TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 170d

If only we could cozzen the oligarchs into thinking that potatoes are a better source of power for the A.I. data centers, we could avoid a 'Matrix' style dystopia.

ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 171d (1 reply)

First you have to define what "think" is.

Is it being self-aware? Is it responding to stimuli? Is it having brainwaves, or just a brain?

Then you have to ask if thought is something we would always recognize. Could something think in a way that is totally recognizable to us but is still thought? Do computers think? Why or why not?

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 171d

First you have to define what “think” is.

That’s your answer right there—just define thinking as whatever a potato doesn’t.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 171d

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 171d

EEG?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 171d

Just start talking.

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 171d (1 reply)

You're mom won't have sex with them.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 171d

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.