the iris is the nipple of the eye

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coalie@piefed.zip · 34 pts · 165d (3 replies)

If your iris is secreting milk, or a milk like liquid, you should probably go to the doctor.

snooggums@piefed.world · 17 pts · 165d

My irises have leaked as much milk as my nipples so that checks out.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 165d (1 reply)

What if my nipples are absorbing light?

spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 164d

Most nipples do absorb some light

remon@ani.social · 20 pts · 165d (14 replies)

Except that way fewer people enjoy having them licked.

db2@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 165d (12 replies)

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 165d (5 replies)

Well, that enough internet this morning. Thanks for inspiring me to get my day started.

db2@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 165d (4 replies)

It's an ancient 4chan staple from waaay back when it was actually worth going there.

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Aslan over here reciting the deep magic.

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 165d

it's called oculolinctus and it leads to funky stuff.

SARGE@startrek.website · 5 pts · 165d (1 reply)
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db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d

Fair. I meant it relatively.

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d

Is that... John K Peta?

rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social · 2 pts · 165d (3 replies)

Wasn't there a scene in Aeon Flux similar to this?

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 165d (1 reply)

There's the "alien" that wants to swap eyes with Aeon but she's not into it, and Trevor later does.

Edit: Season 3 Episode 10, "End Sinister"

rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social · 1 pts · 164d

It took me awhile, but what I was thinking of was from season 2 episode 1, "gravity" and really isn't related here except for the tongue 🫣 I guess it has been too long... Thanks for dragging me into some memories ❤️

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 165d

There's the fly scene in the opener

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

Many moons ago, I've read a translation of a Japanese short story, which stipulated that a pastime among Japanese youth is having one person repeatedly lick an eyeball of another, whereupon the recipient begins experiencing special effects, iirc described as seeing diamonds in the sky.

As an aficionado of various psychologically surreal shit, I'd be glad to find this story again, but the chances are slim. It might've been written by Kobo Abe, as I discovered his work at about the same time and space, but I have doubts about that.

Una@europe.pub · 6 pts · 165d

I see you haven't met lizard people yet.

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 17 pts · 165d (3 replies)

More like areola. The nipple is missing.

janonymous@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

My bad. I meant the cornea

untorquer@quokk.au · 1 pts · 165d (1 reply)

The nipple is the aperture of the breast

Mowcherie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d

So in that sense the pupil is thr nipple of the eye, because that is the aperture. Perfect logic.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 165d

I’ve got irises. Can you milk me, Greg?

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 165d

There we go. We're back on track.

kcweller@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 165d (1 reply)

Hard disagree, the nipple would be the cornea.

janonymous@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d

Your absolutely right!

Por_que_pine@startrek.website · 5 pts · 164d

An eyereola?

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d

sigh Please get off Lemmy, grandpa.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 165d

Hold that thought and go see an ophthalmologist before you act on it.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 164d

Not saying that is free. You're allowed to just not say it, any time you want

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d

No