Hideo Kojima rules, AI doesn't

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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 128 pts · 162d (9 replies)

Tbf, they officially removed the "dont be evil" line from their motto a while back

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 162d (5 replies)

That's also like out from some Kojima Production.

What? You removed "Don't be evil" as your motto?

Nice observation Mr. Snake! We do everything for profit, and it turns out good deeds are not exactly profitable. They even tried to punish us for our good deeds like when combated misinformation, only for those suits wanting to stop our efforts with AI. They've literally killed people by slowing down AI development, thus making its discoveries postponed!

What are you talking about?

Anyone who opposes AI development in any way is a murderer! You're a murderer, snake! If it takes evil to stop evil, then let that be! PREPARE TO DIE! jumps into Google Metal Gear

MJKee9@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 162d (2 replies)

When is this game coming out? Sounds sick!

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 161d (1 reply)

I unfortunately don't have access to the Metal Gear franchise, but I'm planning on making a 2D Metal Gear clone, but with twin stick controls, and also vampires - yes, I played Boktai, but this time you're also a vampire.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 161d

Blade meets crimsonlands! I'm here for that type of shit!

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 161d

Strong senator Armstrong vibes.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 161d

Meta Gear already exists...

cobysev@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 162d

That's Google for ya! Their motto was, "Don't be evil." That was the two original founders' motto, which was silently changed sometime after the company was sold.

PurpleClouds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 161d (1 reply)

.. and replaced it with “do the right thing”.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 161d

One of them feels more like an order than a motto.

merc@sh.itjust.works · 82 pts · 161d (4 replies)

Also, every AI company logo looks like a butthole. Kojima did that too, right?

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Oh, absolutely

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 161d

Johnny Sasaki. All the way down.

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Now I wanna make an art series of each logo pasted onto the back end of a cat generated by each of their generative image models.

Haaveilija@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d

Mistral's "Le Chat" has entered the chat

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 80 pts · 162d (1 reply)

Gemini is twins. Janus was two faced. Wait, I was supposed to begin with actually.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 161d

Jaaaaaanus!

red_tomato@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 162d (2 replies)

Naming the fat guy ”Fatman” is peak Kojima genius

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 162d (1 reply)

Hey now, he was a fat guy who also loved bombs.

QueenMidna@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 161d

MY SOUL

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 54 pts · 162d

If this plot is written by Hideo Kojima, it's no wonder I have no idea what's going on all the time.

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 162d (3 replies)

That’s why I use Le Chat from Mistral.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 32 pts · 162d (1 reply)

Ah yes, the cat.

grue@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 162d

Chat, j'ai peté

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 162d

pfffffffff le chat 🇫🇷🥖🥐🐸 >v<

.... its a fine chatbot with plenty functionality, i just..... i can't take em seriously with that name >//v//<

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 21 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Holy shit, that is hilarious. It actually fits so well. Just one small problem. In Kojima games the good guy usually wins, right?

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 161d (1 reply)

They usually win against the obvious villain, only for it to be revealed the protagonist was an unwitting patsy for an even worse villain the entire time.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 161d

Noooooooooo

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 162d

That explains a lot.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 161d

Is this why these people just ramble on when they talk? They just spew nonsense technobabble constantly and talk like pseudo intellectuals. Again like every Kojima story too much exposition.

Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 161d

The writing team for Earth's AI storyline at least had the naming on point.

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 161d

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 161d

Giving credence to the simulation theory lol

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d

Nice to see not everyone is poleaxed by these trends