It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?
Trepanning is back, baby! NSFL warning. Dude has his friends help him dremel a hole in his skull so he can like totally open his third eye or release the demon chakras or whatever.
Can't find it, but there was an interview where someone talked about poking their meninges with a metal rod and having a 'spiritual experience' or something. Also, bong rips feeling bubbly in the skull hole.
44 Comments
spinne@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 169d
Congratulations on surviving the flaying!!!
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 53 pts · 169d
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 169d
vivesection
spinne@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 169d
That's valid
Cort@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 169d
Oh yeah? Well my dissertation on automated weapons systems was able to defend itself.
Congrats tho.
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 14 pts · 169d
Autonomous gun turrets can be... very... persuasive.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 169d
Now with 50 percent more bullet per bullet!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 169d
Just wait until you see how they defended dissertations in the Middle Ages
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 169d
Congratulations!
From,
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 168d
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 169d
Is it even legal to use this template on days other than Wednesday? But don't worry, I won't report you to the meme police. And congrats, of course.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 169d
More highly frowned upon than outright illegal; a hard stare should suffice.
jaennaet@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 169d
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 169d
Defenses call for different rules.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 169d
Now we can say “What’s up Doc?” and mean it. 🐰🥕
artifex@piefed.social · 12 pts · 169d
It was hard work, I’m sure, but now you’ve got it made! I mean, now it’s easy street for you, right? Nothing but champagne dreams and caviar wishes, right?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 169d
Why tweezers have been nailed down tho?
Please tell me no AI.
Aedis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 169d
Seriously? That bothers you more than the frog having human-like organs?
However I'm pretty sure those aren't tweezers and they aren't pinned down.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 169d
To prevent them from floating away of course (look at their shadow)
Slashme@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 168d
That's not what a frog looks like inside at all.
Oh, wait, this is that thing about explaining a joke and dissecting a frog, right?
Anyway, congratulations, Dr!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 168d
What an honor!
Congrats!
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 169d
sirprize@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 169d
More like dissection.
Congrats!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 169d
or vivesection if the frog is alive.
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 168d
Congratulations! I wish I could hear about your thesis without identifying you. I'm sure it is great and fascinating!
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 168d
Mavvik@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 169d
Im impressed you got to the end with how much shitposting you do! Congrats Dr. Fossilesque!
MrEff@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d
Congratulations. I hope your edits are few and potential publications are plentiful. What was the topic?
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 7 pts · 169d
"The definitive case for eugenics"
MrEff@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d
"An improved analysis method of Phrenology"
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 169d
"the long term benefits of trepanation, a meta analysis."
Machinist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 168d
Trepanning is back, baby! NSFL warning. Dude has his friends help him dremel a hole in his skull so he can like totally open his third eye or release the demon chakras or whatever.
Can't find it, but there was an interview where someone talked about poking their meninges with a metal rod and having a 'spiritual experience' or something. Also, bong rips feeling bubbly in the skull hole.
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 3 pts · 168d
"When I stick this metal prong into my brain at an angle my feet start tickling!"
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 169d
Thought you were OP for a brief moment there
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 168d
MrEff@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 168d
Amazing meme choice. Sounds like a fun read.
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d
Congratulations! Eat shit, Dr. Kilimo.
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 4 pts · 169d
First tell us what thesis you successfully defended, and then we will let you know whether you are on the right or wrong side of history.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 168d
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 1 pts · 168d
You're James C Scott, but better?
Fuck it, you have my vote too.
Edit: I'm an anti-agrarian non-statist myself just FYI
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 167d
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 1 pts · 167d
Very cool, and congratulations. <3
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 169d
Doctorate then? My mother was doing a doctorate but stopped right before the dissertation.
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 1 pts · 168d
definitely_AI@feddit.online · 1 pts · 168d
He CEO of Beijing Corn!
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 169d
congrats!!
TisI@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 168d
Congrats, buddy!
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
Well done, doctor!
pseudo@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 169d
Congrats !!!!!!!!!!!
pseudo@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 169d
Why are my ! censored? I put at least 8, I can only see 3.
myavatar@feddit.org · 4 pts · 169d
Don't worry, I see more than three ! In your post. :)
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 169d
From the looks of it, you were many things, except successful