so, do you want a meat grinder that goes straight into the sassage casing thingy? I have one of those that i'm never going to use because it looks like hell to clean (it was a well-meaning gift), but like if you're up to cleaning it i'd love for it to go to a good home
25 Comments
hansolo@lemmy.today · 43 pts · 173d
Expected shit in this shitpost, but got sausage.
Tehhund@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 173d
Sausage is just pre-shit.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 173d
Humans are just varying stages of a shit sausage.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
not true.
sometimes i'm also a garlic sausage
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 172d
In Swedish, the word for a single log of poo is "bajskorv" (literally translated: "poo sausage").
ptu@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 172d
Someone at IKEA is taking notes
davidagain@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 173d
Looks pretty uncomfortable to me, but at least it has a flared base. The internet has been very clear on that being important.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 173d
Wouldn't recommend raw ground meat being put into your rectum. Lots of varying degrees of bacteria in there.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 173d
what about someone else's poop?
Overspark@piefed.social · 9 pts · 173d
That can actually improve your health, if the donor has better gut bacteria than you. So I'd be all in favour of that!
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d
Weirdly, that's healthier and more acceptable.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 173d
It's so unintuitive
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
it's gotta be healthy poop, but yeah that should be okay
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 173d
Is a "sausage enema" an enema given to a sausage or a meat enema given to a human?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d
only one way to find out but i'll wait outside the splash zone
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 173d
Gallagher got weird in his old age.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 173d
H–How???
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 173d
They boiled an ocean to translate that.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 173d
Well my eyes are also boiling...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d
so, do you want a meat grinder that goes straight into the sassage casing thingy? I have one of those that i'm never going to use because it looks like hell to clean (it was a well-meaning gift), but like if you're up to cleaning it i'd love for it to go to a good home
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 173d
I wonder what sound that makes coming out
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
probably this
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
After Birthian
Eheran@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d
It is 2026, LLMs can easily translate even complicated contexts... and we still get this garbage.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 173d
(In all seriousness, I've had good luck with LEM for meat-making equipment)