>Be me
>At the park, chilling
>Random white guy comes up to me
>Punches me in the face
>ouch.mp4
>"JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS"
>yo dude, not coo-- !!
>he flashes his rolex
>alright, i'll let this one slide...
Reminds me of the story of the father/pastor who raped his daughter, and was given a slap on the wrist 60 day jail sentence for, according to the judge, being a "good christian man".
Which, like... what part of raping a child makes you a good christian man? Smells like to me the judges home PC probably has sexual images of children on it.
This is not unusual to see in midwest America; although I haven't lately seen the local "LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC" spelled out with $30 worth of reflective letter stickers.
Some rich jack off gets caught in a scandal. 2 months later he’s on the Christian shopping channels telling how he’s finally found the lard.
Like ffs how many times do we have see this episode again?
33 Comments
assembly@lemmy.world · 105 pts · 151d
Just being rich seems to work pretty well.
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 16 pts · 151d
Kash Patel is a fine fucking example.
starlinguk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 150d
I mean, compare the rich abusers in the Epstein files and the blue collar workers who raped Gisèle Pelicot. Who went to prison? Exactly.
devolution@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
Everyone one of those men deserve castration. Poor woman.
NABDad@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 151d
What if you say, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" a lot? Does that count?
Edit: Wait. I just remembered. I'm not rich.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 151d
If only I could find someone who would pay me a lot of money to say "Jesus".
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 151d
The church figured it out. Get the money from poor people. Who would'a thought.
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 151d
Jesus did say "send me your poor". Not sure what else he said. But he had to be making money somehow.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 150d
Bro had infinite bread, fish and wine cheat codes, he must have been making bank
snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 151d
Have you tried starting a cult?
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 150d
I'm afraid I'm not charismatic enough for that.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 151d
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 150d
Reminds me of the story of the father/pastor who raped his daughter, and was given a slap on the wrist 60 day jail sentence for, according to the judge, being a "good christian man".
Which, like... what part of raping a child makes you a good christian man? Smells like to me the judges home PC probably has sexual images of children on it.
benderbeerman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 150d
No, to the Christians, it's not "raping a child" it's "sex with underage women/females/etc..."
In their religion, it was totally normal to
have sex withrape children, even and especially when it's their own child.A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 150d
its just disgusting how short time ago it was legal, accepted and even encouraged.
My grandmother was sold off at like 13 to a man 4x her age to marry. and she, to this day, sees nothing wrong with it.
Which is especially wild, cause if you told her about that being done to a kid today, she'd be enraged by it.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 151d
Court Transcript:
Judge: How do you plead?
Defendant: JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS...
s@piefed.world · 7 pts · 151d
Malkovich Malkovich?
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 150d
speeds away from courthouse
This is not unusual to see in midwest America; although I haven't lately seen the local "LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC" spelled out with $30 worth of reflective letter stickers.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
Yup! We have a few those around my town.
Fokeu@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 150d
If you are rich.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 151d
Might be an issue in Spanish speaking countries
Zorque@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
You'd say Mary or the Madonna there instead.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 6 pts · 150d
Some rich jack off gets caught in a scandal. 2 months later he’s on the Christian shopping channels telling how he’s finally found the lard. Like ffs how many times do we have see this episode again?
billwashere@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 151d
Jesus, really?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 150d
Just landed a huge contract by following these rules. It is very sad but true.
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 150d
In tech?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 150d
Security. Preemptive though.
lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 151d
Welcome to White Quadrant 1
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d
You don't need any of that if you're not stupid enough to get caught. Maybe stop being stupid?
devolution@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
I guess you have experience raping children and not getting caught then...
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
K
Hoohoo@fedia.io · 0 pts · 151d
Needs wiggle room. You won't get away with everything, but it's even money that you could.
For all we know, Trump was the mastermind behind Epstein vacations.
theneverfox@pawb.social · 2 pts · 150d
Trump has never been the mastermind of his own breakfast. He's always been a useful idiot, especially now that his brain is soup