Maximum Shareholder Value®

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17 Comments

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 161d

If the answer is yes slow the fuck down

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 23 pts · 161d (3 replies)

This is the first and last thought that runs through my head in a day and while I can honestly say that I am I can always do better and help that line go up.

eddie@feddit.online · 8 pts · 161d (1 reply)

the board would like to remind you that this thought should also be running through your head in the middle of the day for sustained motivation and increased profit maximization.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 161d

No that’s when I’m fully concentrating on my job I don’t have time for valueless thoughts like this.

dev_null@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 160d

How dare you. If it's your last thought then you are clearly not answering the question and thinking about how you can do better afterwards!

WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 20 pts · 161d

The more essential your job, the less you earn.

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 161d

Maybe our real friends are the shareholders we worked hard all along.

thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 9 pts · 161d (1 reply)

You never are

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 161d

The next 3 months are a pivotal time we are going to need you to work 5x as hard with less pay

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 161d (1 reply)

I can offer Maximum Derek value, and that's plenty.

robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d

Username checks out

DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d

Perhaps you should regard the concerns of the shareholders as highly as a Musk does.

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 160d
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1984@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 160d

Nobody wants to work ~~for these salaries ~~

qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website · 3 pts · 161d

For all the problems with tech companies, having a chunk of compensation be in the form of RSUs isn't the worst idea ever. (I know it's not specific to tech companies, but it's generally a very prominent aspect of tech company compensation, Netflix notwithstanding.)

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms

robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d

Are you free because you are unalive?

DigitalDidgeridoo@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 155d

woodchipper annihilation for share holders go to hell