Get the largest vacuum bag. Stuff a giant stuffed animal into it. Suck all the air out of it until it looks llike a midsized irregular object. Wrap it and give it to your 5 year old nephew, having Christmas at grandma's house (6 hour drive from home).
Bahahahahaha
To be fair, my brother-in-law started it by giving my kids the loudest most annoying shit possible. Vengeance is mine.
I was actually joking. I imagine the child would be displeased with the toy staying in the bag. And if they open it? Now you have to struggle to get it home.
I don't know what the actual point would be unless you bring the vacuum with you
Can someone please recommend a vacuum sealer under $50 that isn't terrible? The one I have doesn't remove all the air before sealing. I want one with two separate buttons: one to activate the vacuum, and a second one to seal. That way I can determine on my own when all the air is removed, rather than rely on a faulty automatic process.
Not as cheap as what you're looking for, but bang for the buck chamber vacuum sealers are so much better and can achieve what you're looking for, and the bags are SO much cheaper
I appreciate the help, but this is not quite what I'm looking for. The two buttons on this device are "Seal" and " Vacuum & Seal". I'm looking for a device with a second button that says "Vacuum" only.
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ekZepp@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 143d
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 143d
Turret3857@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 142d
i can hear this gif
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 142d
Ahhaaaaahhhaayyeyeyeee
Turret3857@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 141d
💥🚗⚡
The_v@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 143d
Get the largest vacuum bag. Stuff a giant stuffed animal into it. Suck all the air out of it until it looks llike a midsized irregular object. Wrap it and give it to your 5 year old nephew, having Christmas at grandma's house (6 hour drive from home).
Bahahahahaha
To be fair, my brother-in-law started it by giving my kids the loudest most annoying shit possible. Vengeance is mine.
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 143d
This is also a great tip when you have a kid who wants to bring a giant stuffed animal on a long trip and space is tight
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 142d
How do you get it home?
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
It's vacuumed flat, put it in the bottom of a suitcase
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 141d
So you betting the vacuum sealer, or a vacuum cleaner in vacation?
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d
It stays with the family I was visiting of course
hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 140d
No silly it stays in the bag, duh 🙄
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 140d
Ahh so it’s just to get the kid into the car.
Somehow this didn’t occur to me.
hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 140d
I was actually joking. I imagine the child would be displeased with the toy staying in the bag. And if they open it? Now you have to struggle to get it home.
I don't know what the actual point would be unless you bring the vacuum with you
pedantichedgehog@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 143d
Does this. Does this actually harm the stuffed animals? Some mattresses and pillows are sold vacuum-packed but they fluff up after a bit.
Trebuchet@europe.pub · 105 pts · 143d
They don't feel a thing
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 143d
It can damage older ones especially.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 143d
I mean it's the most logical way to ship them across the world.
binarytobis@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 143d
I bought a friend a Pikmin plush one time, and it came in like this.
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 143d
I’m oscillating Between being horrified and laughing my ass off.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 143d
If you knew how much the stuffed animal collection costs, you'd understand
I am addicted to Makeship
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 143d
What about your NFT collection.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 143d
At least two Nice Fucking Tits.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 143d
NFTs can go straight to hell
realitista@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 143d
I mean, it would definitely be an efficient way to store them.
Kaput@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 143d
I can hear that picture. NoooOOOoo.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 142d
Psythik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 142d
Can someone please recommend a vacuum sealer under $50 that isn't terrible? The one I have doesn't remove all the air before sealing. I want one with two separate buttons: one to activate the vacuum, and a second one to seal. That way I can determine on my own when all the air is removed, rather than rely on a faulty automatic process.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 142d
Good or cheap. Pick one.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 142d
$50 is not cheap for what is literally just an air pump in a box.
danafest@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 142d
Not as cheap as what you're looking for, but bang for the buck chamber vacuum sealers are so much better and can achieve what you're looking for, and the bags are SO much cheaper
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 142d
CASO VC10
Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
I appreciate the help, but this is not quite what I'm looking for. The two buttons on this device are "Seal" and " Vacuum & Seal". I'm looking for a device with a second button that says "Vacuum" only.
Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org · 1 pts · 142d
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 143d
Anybody does that to me and hands would be flying.
Edit:
Stupid keyboard combined with 98% user error and you get "toe" instead of "to me".