To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it.
Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.
I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing?
"Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for"
yes, indeed, not am emperor. thanks for the correction.
He consolidated power and proclaimed himself dictator for life in 44 BC, which contributed to the political conditions that led to the collapse of the Roman Republic and the emergence of the Roman Empire.
"Who did?"
"No idea, I had a sneezing fit and then there was a lot of commotion, a right noisy hullabaloo, and when I stopped he was dead. Complete mystery."
You got the guys who are trying to play both sides. So they go along with the plot, but they don't actually get a stab in, so if it goes wrong later, they can say, "I realized it was wrong and didn't go through with it," and if everything works out, you can say you were right there at the beginning.
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Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 176d
To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it.
Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.
5715@feddit.org · 19 pts · 176d
This would've been a great Mythbusters plot.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 176d
I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing?
"Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for"
fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 176d
Gadaffi remembers...
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 175d
“Holy shit Rufus, did you just stab a dead man in the ass?!?”
“It was the only good spot left!”
merde@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 176d
or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 176d
Quitters!
njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d
Not an emperor actually.
merde@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 175d
yes, indeed, not am emperor. thanks for the correction.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Caesar
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 175d
"Now we're just piling my on. Not a good look. I'm out."
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 176d
everyone wants to stab his butthole. once it's stabbed, what's good left to stab?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 175d
A couple probably stabbed each other, there's always the dipshit who gets it totally wrong.
5715@feddit.org · 4 pts · 176d
You not, Brutus?
gilindoeslemmy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 176d
Plausible deniability.
Were YOU one of the 23 stabbers?
Who, me?
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 175d
"Who did?"
"No idea, I had a sneezing fit and then there was a lot of commotion, a right noisy hullabaloo, and when I stopped he was dead. Complete mystery."
derry@midwest.social · 3 pts · 175d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 175d
You got the guys who are trying to play both sides. So they go along with the plot, but they don't actually get a stab in, so if it goes wrong later, they can say, "I realized it was wrong and didn't go through with it," and if everything works out, you can say you were right there at the beginning.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 176d
What if some of them simply stabbed him in previous stab wounds?
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 175d
Everybody remembers only that one guy.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 175d
Yeah! Steve!
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 175d
this meme is 3 days late, and I can't tell if that's a meta-level joke or not