Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/

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Syrc@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 181d (7 replies)

Man, I liked doing Chuck Norris jokes but considering his political opinions, maybe it’s better like this.

oce@jlai.lu · 78 pts · 181d (4 replies)

Chuck Norris did not want anyone to cry after his death, so he became a black belt political asshole and nobody did.

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 181d (2 replies)

Seconding, but Chuck Norris jokes were almost funny durring the golden age of the internet culture. We can do one more round, for old times sake.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 181d (1 reply)

no, the man was consistently human shit.

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 180d

We acknoleged that back then, as we do now. Let people have some fun at his expense.

Syrc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d

The good old Brian the bastard tactic, I see.

Sunshine@piefed.ca · 22 pts · 181d

Clint Eastwood is in a similar boat with his politics.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 181d

Obama huh

Encephalotrocity@feddit.online · 28 pts · 181d (2 replies)

He didn't die. He went to hell to finish the job.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 181d

He didn't die, he's taken charge of the new 10th circle of hell where the sin of breaking the law in Texas is punished with eternal roundhouse kicks.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 181d

oopsie...hell doesn't exist.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 181d (4 replies)
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Eldritch@piefed.world · 13 pts · 181d (2 replies)

Echo chambers and social media have laid bare the hubris of human nature. He just went from being a private pos to a public one. There are good icons. You can spot them because they've always been open with their politics. Not just finding their voice in support of rising fascism.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d (1 reply)

Alan Ritchson comes to mind.

immobile7801@piefed.social · 1 pts · 180d
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SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 181d

he's been an asshole most of his life.

newthrowaway20@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 181d (1 reply)

Chuck norris didn't die, he let the grim reaper win because he was ready.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 181d

Chuck Norris didn't die, he decided to vacation somewhere warm enough that he might work up his first sweat.

sheridan@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 181d

I had no idea he was that old.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 181d (1 reply)

I remember looking at his twitter recently, it was a sad state of affairs, him shilling for whatever product would have him.

IWW4@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 178d

Everything he has ever made is garage. All his movies, TV Shows and songs were all crap. The Chuck Norris jokes elevated his status but he has never been anything other than a sad state of affairs.

Foreigner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 181d

Rest in piss

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 9 pts · 181d

Yay one less nazi! FTG!

Heikki2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 181d (2 replies)

Chuck Norris can clog a urinal

TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d (1 reply)

He pissed gravy?

Heikki2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d

Probably something wrong with his prostate

evolatic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d (1 reply)

Good

daychilde@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d

To those downvoting - worth remembering that Norris became a religious nutjob in recent years.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 181d

Good luck chuck. The devil will certainly be a hard foe to blow.

Krudler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d

Chuck Norris is an asshole

https://youtu.be/1pnFg0Sp2Xw

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 180d

I was surprised he actually held a championship because his stuff is so aweful.

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d

Chuck Norris didn't die he's back at the pregame lobby