c/shittyasklemmy · by kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 148dwhat do you think is inside the abandoned research lab fridge 34 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 147d
A portal that lets you control John Malkovich.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
Or edibles. Gotta find out either way because I'm not risking losing either.
Object@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 148d
A USB stick containing voice recordings of a scientist talking about how they messed up that gets cut up half way through because they need to attend to something.
davel@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 148d
string or nothing
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 148d
Mold
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 148d
i suppose anything can be a mold if you have enough casting material
but the question now is what material exactly
i vote sharp cheddar
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 147d
Shotgun ammo and a medkit
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 147d
24 beers and shredded cheese
Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 147d
Nothing, any more. It got out!
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 147d
50 rotting lizard brains
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
And 3 freshies
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d
No, that would contaminate the results for the zombie lizard survey.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
Research grade cum
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 148d
Chinese takeout
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
An additional warning label.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
It's empty, because no one would move a full fridge, and it hasn't been used since it was moved.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 147d
T-Virus antidote
treadful@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 147d
A sandwich and an unmarked beaker with champagne in it.
pfunk1978@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
Old research
RiverRock@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 147d
The F through Z Viruses
atropa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 147d
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
Rusty shop tools and a half gallon of used motor oil. And a random dead rat that tried to drink said oil.
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
Oil can't talk
over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 148d
I actually posted that comment from life experience, my late father had numerous old rusty tools in his old shop fridge..
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 147d
Mushrooms
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 147d
this is oregon so uh CHECKS OUT lol
folaht@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 147d
More victims of Epstein.
Speiser0@feddit.org · 1 pts · 147d
chemicals (e.g. molecular nitrogen and oxygen)
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 147d
Food or drink