..the ship is so sophisticated that...it could fly itself.
So that's the reason they let Weslet pilot. He isn't really doing anything. It's like putting your kid on your lap while parked in a parking lot and telling him to take the wheel.
If it was an option to do some typical, mundane thing I needed to do on there holodeck surrounded by 90's Disney co-workers, I would absolutely be there.
Well, let's see how they do when they detect a cubic ship coming toward them and hear, "We are the Borg! Lower your shields! Surrender your ship! We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own! Your Disney culture will adapt to service us! Resistance is futile!"
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negativenull@piefed.world · 40 pts · 136d
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 136d
Oh boy data interview next month. I can't wait.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 135d
OP better deliver!!
teft@piefed.social · 14 pts · 136d
So that's the reason they let Weslet pilot. He isn't really doing anything. It's like putting your kid on your lap while parked in a parking lot and telling him to take the wheel.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 136d
I legit thought the reason they moved Jordi was so they could kill that one other guy sitting in his chair on the first episode
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 136d
They really should have had Pinocchio dressed like Wesley.
teft@piefed.social · 23 pts · 136d
Both Pinocchio and Data want to be real boys.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 136d
makes sense, since lore has big dick energy and lies all the time.
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 136d
Ohhh that's true!
kieron115@startrek.website · 6 pts · 136d
hahaha absolutely
mercano@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d
Riker compares Data to Pinocchio during his arguments in “Measure of a Man”
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 135d
He refers to Data as Pinocchio all the way back in Encounter At Farpoint.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 11 pts · 136d
Makes you wonder which one he's sleeping with?
kieron115@startrek.website · 6 pts · 136d
All of them.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
Pinocchio is a minor.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d
technically he's a 2000 year old dragon.
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d
Jessica Rabbit definitely wants him to engage his photon torpedo on her.
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 136d
She’s just drawn that way.
artwork@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d
But... why? And the comment came from the generation raised... So incredibly... sorrowful...
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 5 pts · 136d
My money is on the Beast.
TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org · 4 pts · 136d
I mean...just look at him ❤️🤤
homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 136d
Yeah, there is a lot going on in that picture
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 136d
honestly, it looks like an amazing "holodeck" malfunction episode.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 135d
If it was an option to do some typical, mundane thing I needed to do on there holodeck surrounded by 90's Disney co-workers, I would absolutely be there.
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 136d
Oh, this really takes me back. Had a whole stack of this magazine as a kid. I remember they got progressively slimmer over time….
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d
I loved reading these every month. I always flipped to the comic near the back first, then went back to read the articles.
KonalaKoala@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 131d
Well, let's see how they do when they detect a cubic ship coming toward them and hear, "We are the Borg! Lower your shields! Surrender your ship! We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own! Your Disney culture will adapt to service us! Resistance is futile!"