Trump Mysteriously Boasts That Iran Gave Him A 'Very Big Present'

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trump-mysteriously-boasts-that-iran-gave-him-a-very-big-present_uk_69c37cdae4b081f8eb1392d2

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MolochHorridus@piefed.social · 107 pts · 141d (10 replies)

No. He is just lying. He didn’t get anything. He is backing down like a wee little bitch he is.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 141d (6 replies)

too bad it wasn't rabbies rabies.

(Painful, incurable. and almost always lethal.)

(Edit because that was an egregious typo in the current climate,)

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 140d

Rabies would have been good cause we have seen a rabid, syphilitic fight in one individual in real time.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 140d (1 reply)

Seems a harsh thing to say, I've known some really nice rabbis.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d

Just to be clear, I was referring to the disease. Not the teachers.

dickalan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 140d (2 replies)

rabies?

MrFinnbean@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d

No rabbies. And Aidds too.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d

Yes, I fixed it now.

potpotato@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 140d

The insider trading…

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · -7 pts · 140d (1 reply)

You would prefer he bomb more children just so America can look like a tough guy?

MolochHorridus@piefed.social · 11 pts · 140d

Did I say so? No, I didn’t.

I was just referring to news like this that say Iran haven’t negotiated with Trump like he claims. It was a lie by Trump. The present he claims to have had is just another lie most likely.

Trying to make up reasons why he is backing down instead of telling the truth is what makes him a wee little bitch.

https://www.deccanherald.com/world/middle-east/us-negotiating-with-itself-iran-military-spokesperson-mocks-trumps-claim-3943886

First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 59 pts · 141d

IRAN has given ME a GOLDEN oil barrel. I mean, the barrel wasn’t really GOLDEN, it’s just a normal BARREL, but in this day and age, it may as well be. Therefore WE ARE NOW FRIENDS. Thank you for your attention to this MATTER. Pedophile of the United States

middlemanSI@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 141d (4 replies)

So todays' agenda:

  • Breakfast
  • Treason
  • Receiving instructions from boss
  • Brunch
  • Treason (other)
  • Nap
  • Dinner
  • Girls & Boys
  • Snack
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 141d

If the leaks from his first term are any clue, you forgot several hours of watching TV and seeking advice from random Fox anchors over the phone each night.

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d

Market Manipulation is different from Treason and needs its own line item.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 140d (1 reply)

Replace snack with hamburders

WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 139d

no, that's the breakfast. the snack is on top of that

Zier@fedia.io · 40 pts · 140d

Was it the 500+ million dollars in bets he placed before he rigged the announcements to win all those bets??? He is a con man who scams everyone, all the time.

kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 140d (2 replies)

0x0@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 140d (1 reply)

Much more cursed meme using this one

kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d

I wish it was this one but it had trump in it too, thanks for sharing

rayyy@piefed.social · 24 pts · 140d

More likely the orange pedophile/felon was referring to the money he made by manipulating the stock market and betting on Polymarket.

Greyghoster@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 141d

Could it be insider trading? Lots of money from illegally using knowledge to manipulate the oil price?

engene@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 140d

Yeah! A distraction from the Epstein files. 🙄

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 141d

He's just a little birthday boy getting big presents idk why everybody's mad /s

Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 140d (1 reply)

why is this news, why is thie news, this is so fucking stupid and pointless and a waste of my god time finite time. wtf am I even doing here reading trump bullshit slop over and over again in artciles and in comment sections? Fuck I just need to unsub from all this crap. Fuck trump btw, voting blue for the long haul, but I don't trust established Dems either. I'm fucked. You're fucked. We're all fucked. I just want peace of mind. And the news has to go. Sorry for the rant, I'm just exhausted, tried, and pissed the fuck off Trump has invaded my mental space and eroded it so badly I don't even feel like myself anymore. Time to unplug and reset myself cuz I am cooked.....

WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 139d

most lemmy clients have a word based filter. I'm really thinking of putting trump in there

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 141d

They must have sent him a 12-year-old, bound and gagged, in an oil drum.

compast@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 140d
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LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 140d

Oh great so HE got a present, nice 👍 What about Epstein files, gas prices, war in Ukraine etc?

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 140d

Yeah, they made him a nice little movie.🤣

fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 140d

They faxed a big ol' dookie to his pants

Lor@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 140d

Surrrrrre. He is a nutjob

30p87@feddit.org · 3 pts · 141d

I hope it's a very big beautiful bomb

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 140d

Gold-plated golf cart.